did your ass ever get all sweaty,

and you ran your finger up your crack to wipe it out. Then sniffed your finger and had it smell so good that you just had to lick the sweat off of it and go back down for some more?


well, if so, here are some tips.

1. The first wipe will always be the most tasteful

2. Don't wear any kind of gloves.

3. Don't wipe your ass again if you want a richer flavor

4. Sit in hot rooms, with no air circulation, so that the sweat can drip down your back and into your asscrack unobstructed.

5. Naked is good, but plastic clothes are even better. It hold in more heat, and smells, and the end product is much better

6. For an extra blast of flavor on later wipings, stick your finger, up to the bottom of your fingernail, inside your asshole. That should flavor the diluted sweat enough for one final treat.

 

I am fortunate enough to sweat really bad, so therefore at the end of the day my huge panties are soaked to were I can fill up the tub and bathe in my ass sweat.. Sounds like heaven you say..? Well, that's because it is my friends...

Don't hate, just envy....

 

what do you charge for the used ass sweat?

 

There is so much of it, that I don't charge my friend, it is free.. I share the wealth...

I plan on putting it in a mason jar and passing it out on the streets, call it Miracle Liquid and claim that it will make you see visions...

 

I want a tanker truck full of it, cuz I want to bathe in your ass sweat you have already bathed in.

think of how hard my dick will get....

 

I tell you what, I'll even burn off a few of the mites that are living on my ass and throw those in as well...

 

now thats a deal. An awesome bath AND munchies.....

 

I have nothing to add. I just came for the cookies.

 

theres cookies?

 

this is why i learned yoga; cuts out the middleman (finger)

 

what kind of life do you have without getting to lick it off your finger?

 

well it's not like i don't still have that option... but being able to get it straight from the source leads me to spend a lot of glorious time alone...

 

and a well tongued asshole I take it?

 

licked clean many times daily...

 

see I don't like clean.

 

well it certainly isn't clean when i start... but once i'm down there it's hard to leave knowing there's still treats available...

 

ever eat em straight from the source? (ie fart in your mouth with some solids)

 

my diet doesn't really allow for solidifying... but i've had some great drinks and showers that way

 

fair enough. I like to cup my mouth right around the asshole, so that it doesn't have a chance to be exposed to air at all.... thats when its really good

 

oh yeah, it's especially great when it comes out so hard it blasts you backwards and goes up your nose