Did you hear that???

I think there's somebody on my porch.

Fuck it I'm hallucinogating again

 

I have the same prob, but im sober

 

I thought it was the pizzaboy, but then i realized its 3:30 in the morning and i never ordered a pizza..damn im hungry

 

this is when you grab your .44...

 

i left it at bird's house the other night. oh wait..... nevermind.

 

Guys, i think it's back again...

what should i do??

 

go out with a tire iron...

 

ok thanx...brb

 

I think one might need to tell you ice is supposed to go in your drink.

 

jerry, i don't have a tire iron, but i have some stale bread that's pretty fuckin solid. think that'll deter the perp??

 

It's ok kiddio, when we had only 600 posts we made some like this too...

 

is he naked?

 

Oh no, he hasn't posted on this thread since he went out there with that stale bread!

 

NO but I am.

 

is your dong dinging all over the place?

 

Prolly not as much as YOURS.