Did Jesus EVER Have Sex?

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Do Blow Jobs count?

 

yet another example of how over-rated sex is in our society
as if virgins are a completely different species

 

I would hope so.

 

You know...

I am converting now, on the spot, in Christianity guarantees Jesus sex in heaven.

 

are you a necrophiliac?? because shes been dead for a few years now......

 

I do believe jesus had sex. he had a deep relationship with mary magdelene........ many of the forbidden gospels mention this relationship they had.

of course he had sex. mary magdelene was a whore after all.....

 

anyways, when you go to heaven, youll appear at your most beautiful... not with all the wrinkles and scars you got in later years.... so I bet mother theresa is bangin'

 

you cant blame jesus for this, just the followers of jesus....... the same types of people who he tried to distance himself from (the high jewish priests)..... ones who care more about money and power than helping those in need..... there is alot of corruption in religion, which jesus saw, but then his followers created this cult which became just as corrupt as the jewish religion....

the christian faith only holds 4 gospels sacred, which was printed in the bible..... many gospels were left out because in the early years of the religion, some were labelled as heretic, because its not what the church believed in, so they banned them from the bible..... judas had a gospel, mary magdelene, james, thomas (I believe)....... alot of the gospels cover the years of jesus between the age of 10 and 30 (which nowhere in the bible do you hear anything of these years).... also, you get the relationship he had between mary magdelene, and his close relationship with judas (who he gave this knowledge that he never gave any of his other apostles)..... its really intriguing stuff....

 

I thought we were talking about once we all go to heaven. Sorry.

But if you put her cold ass in the mocrowave for about 10 seconds.......

Never mind <sleeks away ashamed with bowed head>


Thats extrmely tasteless and disgusting.

 

Already previosly stated my point nothing against you personally I just think it was a little mean.

 

How am I alright???

 

I think, he actually meant, "bugger off, punk".

 

actually I dont get high and dont have a fixed opinon on the kind of person I am. Also a majority of mature adults dont make vulgar jokes about a women who dedicated her life to charitable acts.

 

mother teresa was a fake. but yeah the point stands

 

How can you possibly call mother teresa a fake?




Her breasts were real!