did anyone lose a penny?

i found a penny next to the train tracks. it's smashed real flat. i assume someone left it there. was it you? i wanna make sure it gets back into the rightful owners hands.

 

sorry wasn't me. don't carry around pennies.

 

Please mail it to me Overnight Express.

 

okay.. but first i need some proof that it's yours

 

I donate all of my small change to starving vending machines.

 

It's brown and there's a picture of Lincoln on one side.

 

yeah.. but it's been smashed flat.. i need more proof

vending machines? good cause.. i can see you're doing your part

 

i make all my pennies from copper with a nickel core. but dont worry about sending it back i think i may have another one to warm my pocket.