i really don't mind the pooping over and over; pooping feels nice after all. it's the wiping the anus raw that i'm not a fan of. incidentally, i've noticed that diarrhea is possibly the most effective use of medical marijuana. i mean, i haven't tried it for AIDS or anything yet, but it really does work for the wet shits.
A vacationing tourist who was renting a rustic cabin at a country resort noticed a young man fishing alone. He recognized the fisherman as a newlywed who was renting an adjacent cabin with his new bride. He decided to strike up a conversation. "You just married?" "Uh-huh", the young man replied, nodding. "I know this ain't my business but shouldn't you be consummating the union?" "I can't do that", the groom replied, "she's got gonorrhea" "Well," the tourist continued, "my wife and I sometimes enjoy experimenting, have you tried anal sex with her?" "I can't do that either, she's got diarrhea", the young man responded. "Well- this should be somewhat memorable for you- she could at least give you a blow job" "Nope, she's got pyorrhea" The older tourist was quite taken aback by this time. "Jesus H Christ son, what good is she? Why the hell did you marry her??" he exclaimed. The young newlywed looked up and smiled, "Sir, she's got worms and I love to fish!"
When you're driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're swinging on your swing and you feel something fling diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst diarrhea, diarrhea.
