Dial up blues

I got the dial up blues,
Six megabyte download,
48 percent complete,
Might go for a cup of tea,

I got the dial up blues

 

I have mouse blues
it needs a jack to connect it
keeps coming disconnected
if you move it too quick

I have mouse blues

 

I got the crappy old computer blues
It doesn't work fast enough
And decides to freeze if you open too many programs
Blue screen of death is a regular occurance

I got the crappy old computer blues

 

I got the fucking fucked up blues,
Cup of tea was too hot,
Spat it all over the keyboard,
Now its all a bit yeworhrjgjksodgjh***@jfdsl.ploues

I got the fucking fucked up blues

 

I'v Got the computer geek blues
My comp works Gr8
My comp is very fast
My comp never crashes
My compruns everything Even all at once
but I have NO frends or eny kind life!

 

I have the computer scares me, blues. I can type and word process, but computer skills above that are minimum. eep.
By the way Jimmy the Hippy, you have hippyland friends so your not alone.

 

I got those "ate my shoe" blues,
One hot summer day in june(s),
Wanted drink but ate twiglets,
Then sucked on my shoes,

And then I ate them.









I got the sucky shoe shoe blues.

 

I got the sitty squatty blues
My backs all bent over
and my bottys in the air
I'm feeling kinda squished un my computer chair

I GOOOOT THE SITTY SQUATTY BLUUUUES!!!!

 

i got the just woke up blues

i dont know what's happening
and i cant think of a decent blues rhyme
so i wont

i got the just woke up blues.