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Title: bird_migration caught peeping in womens windows at night. All women frequent same internet site.

 

Good one, although it is a lie.

They come from different internet sites.

 

Man, you know the American media. They've always got their facts wrong. I'm just a victim of misinformation.

 

Poor thing, let me give you a hug.

 

Fine, but keep your hands north of the equator, buddy. Don't let this turn out like that time we went dancing....

 

What? I thought you liked it when I gave you a handjob during our dancing sessions.

 

Title: Some nice looking boobies

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