Describe yourself

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by NightRose, Apr 3, 2007.

  1. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    Lets see...I was born twelve thousand years ago on a distant planet called Zargoth. There, I was raised by space bunnies until I was old enough to hop on my own. Hoping to make a name for myself in the Quargo System as a hard-bitten space mercenary, I trained at the Enid Smeck Academy for Astro Cadets. (Don't try and find it today, the site was bought out by a roller disco, which subsequently burnt to the ground.)
    It was during my very first training mission that I pressed the wrong button and ejected myself to Earth, landing in my "parents" backyard in rural Australia, which is alot like my home planet. I moved around alot, all the while continuing to harbor dreams of space cadetship. The rest is history. I have twenty-seven sisters and fifteen brothers, one of which has an imaginary friend called dickhead, who apparently got thrown out the car window one afternoon..(he still sends postcards of his travels around the world)

    I describes himself as a massively underdeveloped genius who doesn't like the word pungent. I also believe that luck is a state of mind and tragedy is a lack of imagination. I could run the 100meter sprint in world record time. Not from a standing start, but with the wind behind me and running down a very steep hill. Suffice to say, I'm pretty odd sometimes.

    Warning: Too much NightRose can result in chaffing, irregular heartbeat or even death. If you or a loved one has seen NightRose, contact the law offices of Clem Funknuckle. :leaving:
  2. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    have you been reading too many of MY posts or something?

    ha, i like that.

    my self self is just this awairness i have of existing and trying to avoid deceiving myself.
    it doesn't seem to have any other connection to the life form it currently resides in other then doing so.

    i couldn't say for sure much of anything about the first tangable world i was born in.
    or the second or third for that matter. other then that i'm REAL certain it WASN'T this one. any of them.

    and whatever next tangable life i have, will very likely not be here either.

    what THIS life keeps teaching me is that i'm not half as smart as i'd like to immagine myself to be. at least not IN this life and in this body. i keep thinking that might have been different in other lives in other bodies though.

    at any rate environmentaly harmonious infrastructure fascinates and inspires me more then humans, individualy or collectively ever can. although i also like little furry creatures with big sharp teeth. and even humans can be enjoyable to be with SOME times.

    (though preferably not so often as to prevent me from doing anything else.)

    my main feeling about humans is that i wish they'd stop creating the conditions that make themselves and each other unhappy though.

  3. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    Haha! Themnax! *Loves*
  4. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    lol no i dont think ive read many of your posts themnax.
    (glances around)...your an alien space bunny too? :leaving: :hysterica
  5. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    large green furred "cat". from a small green planet in a not too distant galaxy, i like to call lananara.

  6. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    I Understand What Themnax is Going on About...
  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    I'm just vicious... oh baby I'm so vicious.
  8. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

    I'm Pretty Vacant.....

    Dunno why, but for some reason I'm craving Sex Pistols this stormy morning.
  9. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    no your not your a pussy cat lol
  10. That's hot
  11. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    dood your so fascinating its tripping me out :D
  12. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    virgo sun cancer moon scorpio rising..

    yeah.. i know! crazy!
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I'm actually a woman hidden by a gigantic dick and two swaying balls
  14. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    or a giant dick and two swaying balls hidden by a woman, perhaps?

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