Describe your dream job.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hari, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. Hari

    Hari Art thou Art

    Monthly wages, hours, location, boss, co-workers, fringe benefits.Retirement.
  2. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    Shit, my last job was a dream job. I didn't make great money, but I made enough. I could come and go as I pleased, drink on the job, hit on my boss, look at porn, play video games, sexually harrass others in my office, wear what I wanted(including a bathrobe over gym shorts and an a-shirt once), boss people around, basically approve my own vacations, sleep if I was tired, go out to the bar on Sunday's(on the clock), and I didn't actually have to do shit.
  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    i wanna farm. big elf is gonna teach me how. i don't know about the rest of that stuff.. but as long as we make enough to live and save some.. then i'll be happy.
  4. Professional beach-sitter.
    $500,000 a year.
    hours: whenever it's sunny and warm
    location: beach
    boss: the sun
    co-workers: the fish
    fringe benefits: dont know what that means
    retirement: never
  5. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    I would like to sign up to work there as well.
  6. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Yes, I would go for the beach too.

    With the benefit of free ganja and beer.
  7. makno

    makno Senior Member

    i wanna be the quality controle taste tester at clandestine heroin lab......and maby rosalyn sanchezes love slave
  8. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

    Funny, I was about to post the same thing :)
  9. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    what job was this?
  10. Hari

    Hari Art thou Art

    Yea, I wanna know.
  11. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    damn.. and i thought i was lazy.. y'all are SUPER lazy!
  12. Wheels

    Wheels Member

    I want a job I can do from the road and earn a good living, so I can spend my time travelling from place to place, maybe settle down somewhere if I find somewhere I really like... a job with a music-oriented focus, health insurance (even if I have to pay for it myself) and that's basically it...
  13. ItzJessI3itch

    ItzJessI3itch Banned

    My dream job... play online... party... have sex... and get paid. Work sucks.
  14. Hari

    Hari Art thou Art

    Work is hell, retire early.
  15. The_Walrus

    The_Walrus Sgt. Pepper

    I don't know, really. It'd be neat to be a musician, but I'd also really like to be a doctor or scientist of some sort... and then a writer after I retire.
  16. Hari

    Hari Art thou Art

    Dream on.
  17. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

    I got a great job!
    I'm an aupair.
    Basically I start at nine o'clock, I point at the door and say goodbye.
    then I clean the table.
    From that point on it's my free time until half past three.
    That's when I walk for five minutes pick up two kids, walk back
    and if they are not too occupied with other stuff I might need to give them food.
    Pays enough for the rent etc, only the good thing is,
    I don't need to pay any rent,
    or food or whatever.
  18. neponiatka

    neponiatka Senior Member

    good salary
    opportunities to travel be free in self expression not limiting in any way.....
  19. Miss_Beatle

    Miss_Beatle Beatlemaniac

    Well my dream job would be going around the world in a bus, promoting peace, which is what a friend and I have been saving up for, for a long time now. If everything goes as planned, then that will be how I will spend my life.

    But, if something else comes up, which would postpone the bus dream, plan B would be to go to college and become either an zoologist (the study of animals), or and ethologist (the study of animal behavior) [ but of course be one who wouldn't test on animals].

    And I would then have a P.h.d in either of those, and basically have that as a backfall if something was ever to pose a problem with the peace dream.
  20. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    doing something I love to do. Id live to work as a Vet Nurse or a Zoo Keeper.

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