Dentist = Death Wizard

Is there ANYONE on here that actually like going to the dentist? Especially when they bring that sharp metal scraper out and start scratching you teeth. AAAAAHHHHHHH!

 

I like the dentist, they tell me I have very healthy teeth and inside my mind I'm laughing and thinking 'I don't even remember to brush my teeth most days'

And free tooth brushes and stuff.

On the other hand, I've never had a problem with my teeth so I've never had them poke or scrape or drill or anything like that.

And I like the spit sucker thing.

 

I like the dentist!

 

i like the dentist. you always get a free new tooth brush. and a miniature floss to carry around in your purse.

 

I do to. Most of the stuff they say sounds dirty, and it makes me laugh.

Dentist;
"Open wide, so I can put my tool in your mouth"
"You may feel a little prick"
"Please don't bite down on my equipment"
"I'm going to drill you now"
"If you start to feel uncomfortable, just turn your head and I'll pull out"

 

HAHA never thought of it before......still hate the dentist though

 

I never go to the dentist. I never need to because I have always taken care of my teeth.

 

Only time I go to the dentist is to get a tooth yanked....

 

i hate the dentist. I haven't been in like 8 years because I haven't had insurance. I just got insurance again but I haven't been able to bring myself to make an appointment. It frightens me too much. I want to try sedative dentistry.

 

I dont mind going to the dentist and long as i'm gassed

 

I used to not like the dentist, but then after going through the tortures of the orthodontist, my perspective changed and now I don't mind the dentist.

 

i don't mind. it's nice having slightly cleaner than usual teeth. and his assistants tend to press their tits against your arm when they're bending over you.

 

If she's hot, i'm game.

 

I got my hair cut once and the woman had huge tits, but it was her stomach that flopped over my arm the whole time. I couldn't escape. I hate getting my hair cut more than the dentist, I have scissors, why pay for that shiz?

 

yeah, the cheap chain hair places seem to have some sort of rule that they only hire obese people.

i have scissors, but i can't see the back of my head and whenever i do try to cut my own hair it comes out just not looking right. i don't know the secret of the chubby hairdressers, but whatever it is it makes my hair look substantially sexier.

 

I suppose me cutting my own hair doesn't end up with it looking so hot, but it's a curly mess most days anyway, and everyone is just pleased I don't have dreads anymore, so I get by.

 

I don't mind.

Always wanted nitrous, never had it...... I don't stop hoping, though.

 

Why..? What Reasons Have They Given You..?



Cheers Glen.

 

"See, I told you you could be pretty without dreads!"
"Now you look like a normal person again!"
"...Now you look like a girl again!"
"You looked like a homeless person/drug addict/weirdo with them anyway"
"What was it like washing your hair for the first time in a couple of years?"
etc

a lot of 'WHY did you DO THAT to yourself in the first place?!'

 

Iv'e Decided To Keep Mine For Another Two Years, And I'm

Betting This Is What My Friends That Are Remaining

Silent On The Subject Will Say To Me Then....



Cheers Glen.