Definition of a BBQ

Discussion in 'Australia' started by bedlam, Jan 8, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    HOW TRUE IS THIS!!!!!!!!

    It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
    volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of event are put into
    motion:

    1) The woman buys the food.

    2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.

    3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
    along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to
    the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.

    4) The man places the meat on the grill.

    5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

    6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
    He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals
    with the situation.

    7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

    8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
    serviettes, sauces and brings them to the table.

    9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    10)Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.


    11)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And,
    upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
    pleasing some women!
     
  2. puddin

    puddin Banned

    Hahahaahahah so true. BBQs are awesome.
     
  3. Bilby

    Bilby Freerangertarian Staff Member HipForums Supporter

    Does that mean I am not a real man as I am a chef by trade and I live by myself and rarely buy convenience foods? Having said that I am quite good at the normal blokey things.I also know some men who are quite good at things like washing up and so with say a paintbrush.Come to think of it I can think of quite a few couples where the bloke does the cooking.
     
  4. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

    why was it that when my grandma burned chicken or hotdogs on a grill, everyone ate them up and told her how great they were, but if anyone burns them in the kitchen everyone complains & refuses to eat it?
     

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