sloth can save your life as much as the oposite ....if i werent lazy , idda walked up to a few situations what woudda spelled my doom
You bought the chair just because you wanted to troll around in it or do you really need it for a medical reason?
Since when did anyone have to have a medical condition to ride around in a fucking wheelchair. Don't listen to them Colenzo. We will start a wheelchair revolution, which will in turn lower gas prices, thus saving the economy and making us heroes. The real lazy mother fuckers drive cars.
Geez no, you're not lazy if you need a wheelchair for medical reasons, and if you bought one that you really like, hey, there's not a thing wrong with that at all! I mean, if you're going to have to use a wheel chair, why not get one that you really dig?
If Colenzo is entertaining himself with his new wheel chair I find nothing wrong with that. I was honestly more concerned that he needed one because he can't walk due to medical reasons.
Am I lazy? I hate getting up from bed to urinate before the sun is nice an hot, so I bore a hole into my bladder and created a home made colosomy bag to collect my urine...I know that its a really cool contraption, but I'm not sure if it makes me lazy or not.
If he needed a wheelchair for medical reasons I would tip him over and then urinate on him. That will teach him to not to be handicapped. *shakes fist violently*
quote: Does your bag hold in the smell of your urine? Well the cool thing about it is yes and no, it holds some of the smell in, but enough gets out to warn me when the bag is getting full. I have a rule, "if you smell it for more than 2 hours, time to empty it in the shower."
what really sucks is when I have odorless pee, thats why I eat at least 1 serving of asparagus per day, a little insurance policy against what I call "urine undetectability"
Why don't you just put a lil' bed pan next to your bed and put a lid on it so you don't gag yourself from the smell?
I sleep with a man who is still breathing. Sometimes I roll over and tickle him. Everyone's a lil' different.
quote: Why don't you just put a lil' bed pan next to your bed and put a lid on it so you don't gag yourself from the smell? A bed pan?!!!! Hell no, ain't even 33 yet!
