deer hate my car

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by zilla939, Nov 29, 2008.

  1. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    so i got a new car... a brand new car... and took it to san antonio. dean was driving me and a couple friends home from out in the boonies wednesday night and this fucking deer came out of nowhere... we swerved but it still ran into the side of the car. now i have deer dents in my week old car.

    but hey, it survived, and so did we.
     
  2. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I am pretty sure most insurance covers deer.
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG] :eek:


    hotwater
     
  4. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    Aww. that sux .
    Bound to happen- spotless dentless new cars never stay that way long
    Glad no one was hurt.
     
  5. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    true.. but 4 days? give me a break... fucking deer.

    maybe i will start eating venison :reddevil:
     
  6. groovydude

    groovydude Member

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    I went driving to Wexford(it's not important) one night, and about 3 am I'm up the side of a mountain when I come across a Large deer with only one antler. he was trotting away from me so I followed for about 20m mins in 1 gear with the windows down aprecating the moment and comuning with nature (best done whilst sitting in a car) after 20 minutes the deer jumped up a 2 meter embakment, I stoped and we watched each other and then I slowly drove off and he watched me the whole way. It jazed me up for the rest of the night.

    Having said that had he scratched my car I'd have beaten him to death with the tire Iron.

    Just kidding.

    maybe the deer don't have your car, it maybe you their after. Have you had any run ins with any of the local deer recently?
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Maybe full-coverage, but if you're poor and just run on liability, then it's tough luck.
     
  8. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    DO you expect the deer will make a claim?
    :)
     
  9. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I totalled a beautiful new Chevy pickup almost two years ago swerving to avoid a large deer in St Marys County, MD. Fucked up my leg for a year. My boss, who owned the truck made my life a living hell for 6 months, even though he was fully covered.

    Next time I hit the mofo and get me some meat and some deerskin. Revenge must be swift.
     
  10. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    I've hit two deer and walked away empty handed both times. Of course both were hit with a 1990 something Tempo so, you know.
     
  11. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I have seen many cars hit deer and turkey but if ya wanna see
    really cool shit see what an elk, bear or moose can do!

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  12. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah, i got pretty fucking lucky. didn't end up with a deer in my windshield....
     
  13. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    I hit one in a work truck two summers ago. Fucked the deer up pretty good.
     
  14. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    I hit a deer about a month ago... with my dad's car :eek:

    I killed it too :(
     
  15. groovydude

    groovydude Member

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    Maybe deer don't hate zilla939's car maybe they hate all cars. Really how can you all be hitting so many deer? or is it that car's hate deer and run deer down.
     
  16. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    hey zilla, you can get little whistles that you attach under the car where they're out of sight, and they produce a loud whistle at a pitch which humans can't hear but which deer can. it scares them away, allegedly.

    i've hit a deer once, and come close several other times, but since getting the whistles i've never seen so much as a deer crossing the road. they seem to keep their distance.

    i have no proof it works, but it appears to. and they're cheap.

    can't hurt, you know?

    on an unrelated topic, when are you gonna rock out the zilla wafers sig?:D
     
  17. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Zilla, did you take it home and make clothes and food out of it because if not, you acted wastefully.
     
  18. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    it's definitely worth purchasing for me considering how many deer there are in my old neighborhood and how often i visit :D

    though i wish i had known about it a week ago....

    oh, and about the zilla wafers.... watch out, here i come...
     
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