Death Predictions

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Angela: At age 31 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

hahahahaha!!!

 

chris: At age 51 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

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great haha

 

aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer :leaving:





Hotwater

 

Brian : At age 43 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Damn!!! Take me now.

 

sucks man, i'll take my shanking over that haha

 

I feel sorry for you guys. I'm just wondering if PETA is going to bludgeon me with vegetables.

 

Me too man.....me too. I would actually prefer hotwater's anal alien abduction tot he Britney Spears shit. Fuck that.

 

They'll probably throw you in a pit of rabid chihuahuas. They'll eat you alive, starting with your ankles.

 

kc ******: At age 84 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.


wow, how eerily appropriate.

 

John: At age 73 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Fuck. Probably all them asian women I will have loved in my life time. Oh well

 

^^^
hahaha nude in a shopping mall. What a way to go man.

 

yeah at age 73 ......eeeewwww. hahaha

 

At age 65 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

 

While I might live, I'm not exactly enamored with the prospect of spending the rest of my life singing soprano




Hotwater

 

i wanna know what i'm gonna be in jail for?

 

You're gonna steal a collectable Red Sox baseball card and it will end up a felony charge because the card is worth $1000. Then you will be sentenced to 3 years in a medium security prison.

 

Hey! I'll still be handsome. :love: I will be.

 

Lynsey: At age 78 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

ah, going back to what i did during my youth....i actually did go around stealing baseball and basketball cards haha

 

I would love to go that way! LUUUUUUCKY! (how morbid is that?)

Mine sucks: Sabrina: At age 77 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.