Dear Libertine,

This thread is where you can address a "letter" to Libertine and BEHOLD he shall answer-eth it!

Because I love my fellow humans so much, I will offer the services of my advice. Now, even though I should charge, I give it to you as a precious gift. Hold it close to you and dear to your heart that you may share the wisdom of the Libertine with other loved ones.

**DISCLAIMER** - Libertine is not responsible for what Libertine says about the topics or other HF members. If anyone is offended, please remember this is just for kicks, but if you still want to be a pussy about it you can pick up the phone and call 1-800-FUCK-YOU. Thanks for your cooperation.

 

Dear Libertine,

What should I make for dinner tonight?

Yours truly,

Hippychickmommy

 

oh dear...

great set up...

 

dead libertine,


why is the sky blue?

love,
booga

 

Dear HippyChickMommy,

What you should really do is email Libertine naked photos of yourself. BUT, since you really want to know... yes. Cook it. And Eat it.

Then, if you have time, send the naked photos.

 

dear libby,

why does this thread suck?

yours truly,
me

 

Dear Boogabaah,

First of all, Libertine is not dead. He is alive and well.

Secondly, the sky is blue because it's not green. The grass is.


Now, be a good hippie and smoke it.

 

Naked photos eh? You dirty dog you!

 

Dear Mystical Shroom,

The answer to your question lies within. You. Literally.

 

this is very true..

 

Dear Libby,
How do I get a dead naked mole rat out of my ass?
Anonymous

 

Dear Raving Sultan,

If you were, say Orgazmik, Libertine may be able to assist you.

But, alas...you're not.

 

Dear Lib,

If God is all powerful, can He create a rock so heavy that He Himself cannot lift it?

Yours,
Hax.

 

Dear libertine,

Can you forward the nekkid photos of hcm to my inbox?

Sincerely,
Chaos

 

Dear Hacker,

There is no God. Sorry for the inconvience.

 

Dear Chaos,

That's exactly what Libertine was planning on. Damn, You're psychic!

 

Dear Libertine

To be, or not to be?

(that is the question, btw)

Yrs
Oz

 

Dear Oz,

I prefer to BE COMING.

 

Explain orgazmik, then.

 

if i had some.. i would.. this damn headache is killing me