Dear Big Ben..

Now that you won the super bowl, please do the something really useful for the planet...

PLANT A TREE... '

Please dont make me rant bitch!

 

Dear Orison319,

Are you calling me fat?!!

Yours sincerely,
Big ben.

P.s. nudes attached.

 

*faps to big ben

5 after 5 is my favorite time..... you dirty dirty clock where have those hands been????

 

I thought you'd enjoy it.

 

it was a good experience, although I'd prefer to stick to living things.

But I'd say I'd do it again. Hell, maybe even a couple more times.

 

Well there's no shortage of pictures on the internet, not getting any younger and lets face it, Big Ben isn't going anywhere.

 

That's a big clock.

 

I wonder what the Eiffel tower would do for me?

 

Oh my..

 

mine looks more like the leaning tower of Piza, all crooked and shit.....I think I broke it when I was younger when I missed a stroke and folded the fucker in two

 

mine looks like a hienz ketchup bottle, wide at the bottom, narrow at the top..
Squirting red. I might need to get that checked though..

 

nah, thats normal for a couple days after really rough butt sex