dave and i had a breakthrough..

i'm a miserable bitch when i try to reign in my ... how do we say... more playful sexual nature. i've been trying to be good, and it just makes me miserable and unhappy. dave hates it, and has come to understand that it's essential to me being anice person to be able to loosen up. i also need the reassurance, and chemical rebalancing of sex. so, there you have it. suddenly, after a very long time, i'm in a good mood again. YAHOOO!!!

 

What?

 

yay for you. I can relate

 

what the fuck?

Couldnt really follow that
must be something about my ass.

 

really I understood it perfectly?

 

i think she is saying she has to be sexual to be happy and now her and dave are fucking again... i think...


if thats the case i understand!

 

Ever wish you could clone your partner just for the sexual acts-then when you're done stuff it back in the closet?

During the cloning, you also elected to have its vocal cords removed?

 

do you and dave not have sex often enough?

i know how that can be and i know how wonderful it can be to get it on track again. i have been very, very happy.

 

ooohhhh i need sex..........

 

What are yo doing in a half hour?

 

me too...w hat about me?! What am I supposed to do... I dont have sex often enough..

 

hmm i thought she was saying that she was having sex with someone other than dave. Why else would she say that "dave hates it"?

 

ohhhhh.... hmmm i did think of that... open relationship?

 

i think she meant dave hates it when she's miserable and unhappy/bitchy...

 

i am sure i will still be online... probably for the next 2 and a half hours...


*sigh*


is that the chick from The Girl Next Door in your sig??

 

Wait a minute, the last of your posts i read you were complaining that your cootchie hurt from rough sex. What gives?

 

it wasnt rough sex, it was rough masturbation with her prosthetic leg.

 

hahahaha, that's terrible

 

hehe. i've been stifling everything sexual, even flirting and joking around. dave hates that, it makes me cranky. i need that stimulous. he likes me better this way. i thought i had to change to make him happy, instead it freaked him out.

 

it wasn't rough sex... but it wasn't rough masturbation with my prosthetic leg either... haha


it was rough masturbation with my vibe.. i got a little carried away during an intimate phone conversation... *shrug* what can i say? he was good.