I bought a 6 pack and went to a friends house to share it. Her sister answered the door and said she wasn't home. As I turned to leave she said, "I'll drink it with you." I said ok and before long we were faces on crotches and fucked all afternoon. We both denied it to her sister but she knew it.
Got a suspicion this fella sits and plays with his lil pecker a little too often when bored. Ohhh the masculinity. Lulz.