I know, but I never said almost 60. ... besides, does he say darn tootin'? Darn tootin' is cool. I've never said it before, I think... maybe once or twice in my life.
my chemistry teacher said "darn tootin" alot, and he is way over 60 years old! he also had other memorable phrases like "hogwash", and "i'll kick you through the goal post of life!"
My biology teacher used to talk about how this other teacher's hair looked like pubic hair and how she had sex in a laboratory.
i remember watching the live action "cat in the hat" movie with mike myers, and i remember one part where he was talking all sexy to a gardening hoe...then later refered to it as a "dirty hoe" very appropriate for a childerns movie