Danica Patrick

So this weekend she'll have a new radio spotter for the race and then in an interview discussing the change she states "basically, I need someone who can drive the car". I would not have this person on my race team. Seriously, why does she race cars if she needs someone else to hold her hand so much. Grr, it really pisses me off. Give her the boot and sign up a 19 year old that'll actually make something of themselves.
All I've seen of her gimmicks are trashy godaddy.com adverts which all but declare that she "can't drive but looks are more important".
That's not redneck NASCAR nation!!

 

she's probably the best female auto racer in history. compared to other drivers though, she's not that good.

I don't find her attractive, and I hate her ads.

 

waste of Fuel. fuck nascar..

 

Danica definately did not live up to her hipe on the Indy-Car circuit and I haven't seen anything different in stock cars. She is damned good at self promotion though. If Lynn St. James had all the chances and backing that Danica has you would have seen a star.

 

She may soon be known as

Mrs. Danica Patrick Rogers

K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came love ..... then came marriage

 

When's she coming out?

Girl's a stem whether she knows it or not

 

No eww we don't want her on our team.

 

Nascar is for cousin fuckers anyway.

8 out of 10 men named Virgil have fapped to Danica at least twice, studies have shown.

 

And don't lie, Irm.... you know you would munch on that if you could. Don't be hatin'.

 

Nope. Not me. A bitch gotta know how to drive for me to get down on that. This one only knows how to wreck.

 

She has a featureless face. Thin lips, small eyes, no definition to her cheekbones.

She kinda looks like an alien

 

I didn't even know she was still relevant (not that Nascar was ever relevant). She's got to be pushing what... her mid 30s?

She wasn't that attractive to begin with, so I can only imagine how she looks with age.

But I am sure Jethro does just fine rubbing one out to her pics.

 

LOL Tell us how you really feel about NASCAR and it's fans.

 

Ew, this is the best fap material Nascar has got?

 

She's not bad at all! Minus that culture of consumerism stuff that goes with all major sports now. EDIT: I think she's pretty.

 

She looks good for a high school math teacher. Rather manly facial features, though. Her age is really showing in her more recent pics.

I know, I am a sexist, misogynist pig.

 

lol

 

Jennifer Jo Cobb is a much more talented racer, she doesn't have the $$$$$
She's actually won races in lower series, Danica has one race win, in Indy Car, when everyone else ran out of fuel. It puts her at one of the worst race to win ratios and percentages of auto racing and she has zero wins in any NASCAR division, her only accomplishment has been a handful of top 10s and claiming the Daytona 500 pole in her first attempt, which we already know was granted to her to increase ratings and hype. Pretty sure she crashed out early.



Bottom line, Danica only got where she got from sponsorship support, raced for a championship caliber team and couldn't finish better than a 26th place average.
But she did visit victory lane at least once, when her suagrboy won a race @ Dega. lol. The NASCAR world laughed that day, she finally got there.



Best fap material in NASCAR are these two, Jeff Gordon of course, but more so, his Scandinavian Super Model wife, Ingrid.

 

You forget a lady named Shirley "Cha-Cha" Muldowney

 

If I knew anything about auto racing to begin with, then I've certainly forgotten.

Other than the "I don't find her attractive, and I hate her ads" part, I never would have recognized that quote as mine