Damn. Regarding toilet paper.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Rigamarole, Oct 2, 2005.

  1. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    I completely ran out of toilet paper and paper towels yesterday, and went to the store today to restock. I bought one big old thing of toilet paper, and one of paper towels. Or so I thought.

    When I got home I realized I hadn't looked very closely and got 2 big old things of paper towels.

    I sat there thinking, "man, what the hell am I gonna do with all these paper towels?" I'm very cheap and really don't want to go back to the store and spend more money, nor have tons of paper towels sitting around my apartment forever.

    So fuck it. I'll be wiping my ass with paper towels for a while. I already had a session today and it was quite pleasant, actually.
     
  2. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    handy if you have a big bottom l guess..
     
  3. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    fine for the tush or a brief period of having no toilet paper, but not so much fun on the vulva long term... ouch!
     
  4. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Well I'm glad I don't have a vulva!! Hey wait? You use toilet paper on your vulva?
     
  5. Dariah

    Dariah Member

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    What brand of paper towels did you use? Was it the durable kind where you can use the same square of paper towel over and over without it ripping? Cuz if you did, you probably got a good deal and won't need to buy toilet paper for a while.
     
  6. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    [​IMG] er, yes.... vulva's just everything on the outside, gets rid of any urine drops cuz they're pretty gross to me.
     
  7. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Bounty... they're soft enough for comfort, yet durable enough for taking some abuse. Recycling! What a good idea! I mean, not carrying over from one session to another... but we know what we mean.
     
  8. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Ah, that's what I thought you used it for but I was curious because I never use toilet paper to wipe away urine drops on my dick... that's also a good idea though.

    Because sometimes even after you think you're done there's that last little drop you know? and then it gets on your underwear, or pants if you're a rebel.
     
  9. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    exactly. plus, I dunno about other chicks, but urine doesn't always go straight down, sometimes gets on other tissues too. blarg. urine's grody. soft toilet paper is good stuff
     
  10. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    This is a novel thread.

    And i was under the impression that all women wiped their pussies after peeing
     
  11. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    no matter how long you shake it, that last drop is always in your pants. It's one of the great truths of the universe.
     
  12. Steeros

    Steeros Member

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    go and piss on your neighbour's floor then offer to swap her some bounty for some bog roll
     
  13. Steeros

    Steeros Member

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    normally works for me!
     
  14. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    use coffee filters...[​IMG]
     
  15. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    You could always cut the larger squares in half to make a smaller square. Then you'd have more, waste less.
     

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