Damn, arent there any girls..

who arent knocked up or married?! JEEEZ

 

i'm a woman that isn't knocked up or married

 

Me too...

Of course, I'm in a long term relationship, so I may as well be married.

 

no, there isnt many.

sorry, out of luck

 

I`ve been married, it didn`t agree with me... Like being single now...

 

I guess the trick is to marry or knock one up when they are young. Thats what all my buddies did....suckers.

 

I have 6 husbands and am pregnant with triplets sooo when I'm done with all of that shit....

 

when you're done with all that shit, thats when you'll give me the time of day. pfftt!

 

thats what I did...... and it worked pefectly.

 

I can pencil you in now

 

I can't wait to be rid of my wife , take everything, just leave!

 

Just remember, my biological clock is ticking!

 

You could do standup!

"Take my wife.....please!"

 

K, let's go.

 

heres a tip....... DON'T GET MARRIED.

 

I'll pick you up at 8pm, wear that same perfume you did last time.

 

I am none, and I don't have kids either.

 

sex panther?

 

yes

 

sex panther?? ??