Two black (harmless but big) snakes were nice enough to visit me on my porch today... A black widow made sure to visit my bathtub. A wolf spider was nice enough to visit my room. And two more big hairy spiders which I cannot identify were just lurking around. And a gecko fell from the ceiling on my head today. ... I do not have the heart to take their poor lives away, so I think that a good hour of my day was spent trying to get those guys out of my house. I got the snakes out of my porch using a broom to scare them away, one of the fuckers came right at me out of confusion, I had to jump on a damn couch. The black widow was very reluctant to leave my bathtub, so I had to chase him all over the bathroom splashing water at it until it went out of the window I opened just for it. I had to make the spider in my room climb on a stick I was holding and took it outside. The two big hairy spiders were escorted out by having each of them catch onto an old golf club that's laying around here... and then I was nice enough to take them outside, and let them off on a tree, for kicks. They are out to get me man.