Dafuq, An evening with Charlie Sheen

So I am stuffing around Sydney this morning, an ad on a bus stop shelter catches my eye....I have to do a double take

An Evening with Charlie Sheen

An fricking Evening with Charlie Sheen at the convention centre Darling harbour.

Pay up to $AU298....yes, that what I said, up to 300 bucks.

To listen to Charlie talk about subjects such as how he got herpes and chlamydia, how to con a couple thousand people to cough up $300 to help him pay off his IRS bill.

I want to meet these people, that would pay that much for that, shake them vigourously from side to side for a little bit

 

Yawn......Another Day......Another "Loser" Trying Desperatly To Pay Off His "Credit Card Debt"..... Le Sigh



Cheers Glen.

 

And that's just VG

 

OUCH....???....



Cheers Glen.

 

Joke Glen. There there...kiss it all better.

 

Wait wait, just let me loosen this belt right here.....

 

I'm intrigued now how many fans will attend.

 

To see VG suck my dick?

 

Cuz I ain't sucking no dick

Never have never will

I'm not bisexual right now

I'm homo friendly but I worked that through

 

Charlie Sheen, really, 300 bucks, nah.

 

I'd pay $5.

 

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

 

Not even a lil cock curious?

 

Nope. I've been living with one for a long time so I kind of lost interest.

 

He won't admit it!

 

One prick's as good as another. I only wish women would realise that.

 

Ah, you're unlucky in the wiener department?

 

Why you gotta be like that

 

He wanted to buy sausages in the weiner department, but chickened out because he feared the wurst

 

I'm just teasing. But although not every prick/dick is as good as the other (obviously i would say), its also obvious that its not only about the dick (for most )