CuntMuffins and Bebop!

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lover/young_peace, Jan 3, 2005.

  1. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Do you ever get these intense violent urges?

    Do you ever have fantasies about fetching a sharp knife, cutting somebody's penis off, putting it in a frying pan, cooking it up with garlic and butter, and then trying him to a chair, letting him beg for mercy, as you make him watch you feed it to a dog?






    I never have either.
     
  2. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    I'm not feeling all that well.
     
  3. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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  4. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Don't give me ideas.
     
  5. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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  6. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Meat cleavers and penises don't go together very well unless you're John Wayne Bobbitt.
     
  7. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Eh, I think I could take you...

    it'd be hot either way. [​IMG]
     
  8. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    His wife is my hero. :D

    You know, when your husband doesn't do you right... it's time for the penis to come off. That's just how it is. But she threw it out the car window... I would've boiled it. For no real reason, other than to say I boiled my husband's penis.

    :)
     
  9. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    I'm sure we could find a willing Hipforums poster to videotape it. [​IMG]
     
  10. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    im never letting you around my penis, thats for sure.

    unless im under the influence of drugs.
     
  11. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Knowing these perverts...

    Thats probably why I keep comming back. [​IMG]
     
  12. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Good. I bite. :)

    And I also take advantage of the intoxicated. [​IMG]
     
  13. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I like biting the intoxicated... kills two birds with one stone.
     
  14. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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  15. recentlysmackedpinat

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    good luck locating my penis.
    luckily I don't give a girl much of a target....


    heh.
     
  16. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    :eek:?
     

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