Do you ever get these intense violent urges? Do you ever have fantasies about fetching a sharp knife, cutting somebody's penis off, putting it in a frying pan, cooking it up with garlic and butter, and then trying him to a chair, letting him beg for mercy, as you make him watch you feed it to a dog? I never have either.
His wife is my hero. You know, when your husband doesn't do you right... it's time for the penis to come off. That's just how it is. But she threw it out the car window... I would've boiled it. For no real reason, other than to say I boiled my husband's penis.