creative can openers..

you don't have a can opener, how you get the can open? ..

 

Fork it open.

 

drop it off a cliff..

 

Drive over it.

 

You ask it to please open

 

yo teef!

 

write "Muhammad Sucks" on it and send it to Alquida, where they will chop its head off, and tape it with a cheezy VHS camera..

 

Ask a man.

 

fuck it, eat the can.

 

squeeze it like Popeye does when he opens his spinach...

 

bombard it with radiation until wotever is inside mutates, grows, becomes sentient and chews it's way out

this works particularly well with cans of tuna fish

 

Dynamite.

 

my butt's so tight I can crack cans with it

 

steam roller..

 

i can open a can just by giving it a dirty look....i am master of the mean disapproving scowl

 

send it to a therapist

 

Make it drink away its inhibitions so it'll open up.

 

Let the goats open it up fer ye.....;-)

 

Keep insulting it until it blows its top.

 

axe