Create Your Own Personalized Anxiety Disorder

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  1. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Over the past few years i have been struggling with Compulsive Obsessive Compulsive Ketogenic Emotional Disorder. Ive started seeking treatment for being C.O.C.K.E.D


    Some might say im a douche for making fun of people with anxiety disorders. Which would make me anxious and present its own anxiety disorder - Douche Indicitive Postal Stress Heightened Interference Transversal (DIPSHIT)
     
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  3. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    I got nothing
     
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  5. GLENGLEN

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    I Wish Somebody Would "Cocked" Me...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  7. Vanilla Gorilla

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    No Anxiety Disorder Affliction

    NADA
     
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  9. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Very clever
     
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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i have Heterosexual Orgasms Restricted Nonstop, Yo.
     
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    This is one of your posts I actually found slightly amusing..
     
    TipsyGypsy, Jul 6, 2017
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  15. GLENGLEN

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    OUCH.....



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jul 6, 2017
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  17. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Yes, I need fireproof cladding for that burn


    (Yes, I know, I'm sorry, way too soon for Grenfell jokes)
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Jul 6, 2017
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    Don't forget to mention the treatment.

    Sensory Neural Assisted Transcendental Consensual Hedonism (S.N.A.T.C.H.)

    Also known as P.U.S.S.Y (push until she says yes)
     
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