Crazy women

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by deviate, Apr 28, 2013.

  1. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    If anyone, by some sort of sadistic reason, wants a crazy female in their life. Go sign up for an account on plenty of fish.com. Holy baby jeezus.
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Crazy, not to mention fugly, the lot of them. (And I only call them fugly because they are ugly on the inside as well, from what I can tell.) The ones who are decent looking (at least the ones who are in my age range) have outrageously high expectations or are divorced with five kids. It's like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON AN ONLINE DATING SITE FOR??" What really gets me are the not-so-attractive, out of shape ones who have that high and mighty attitude. I mean, I can't believe what bitches some of these rather unappealing looking women come across as in their profiles. It's really kind of disgusting. That, and the assumption that all the men on the site are creepy pigs who are only out for sex. But again... like I said before... why the hell are they on an online dating site?

    Sorry if I sound misogynistic, but it's warranted for these types of.... "women."
     
  3. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

    Hey , crazzy , fugly , ect. women need love too . I have known a few crazzy women in my life .
     
  4. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    ^ :dizzy2:
     
  5. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Lol. This qualifies crazy:

    "Make sure it's the official video....not the video of the acoustic version. Damn I wish I was there to show you some stuff. We should chill sometime. I'm getting so excited. Haha"

    "Now I am really thinking it may have been a sign that you kept on popping up over and over."

    "Where are you? I can't wait to talk to you"

    "Well, im not real sure what went wrong. I thought we had a good vibe brewing. Maybe you have met someone on here and become smitten with them. I really hope you find what you are looking for. You seem great."

    "Ok....I thought I lost you for a minute. What exactly do you do that has had you swallowed up?"

    "Im a little sad you stopped responding..."

    That's 3 different women. I couldn't make this shit up, I mean really and they want to meet up in IRL? :eek:

    Red flags all over the place.
     
  6. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    I think they have that going on because they are used to being leghumped online by all the guys on there. They're all like "I want a man to spoil me, shower me with affection, a strong man that can provide financially and emotionally. Oh yeah, I'm divorced with 5 kids and live with my parents. And I work part time."

    :smilielol5:
     
  7. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    you guys make terrible Gigolos.. :)
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Are you the first to message the women, or are they first to message you?

    I've gotten a few messages, but it's always "Hey" or "What's up?" I don't even respond to that shit.

    Anyway, I gave up on that site after only a few days. It's a joke.
     
  9. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    This whole subject makes me want to be asexual sometimes.
     
  10. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    I've messaged some, but I think those messaged me first. Yeah that site is no bueno. I basically joined it just looking for a casual sex partner/friend and they all seem to be wanting a husband overnight. It's kind of scary. I will probably delete it.
     
  11. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    I'd check it out, but I don't need that in my search history.
     
  12. lode

    lode One Man Orgy HipForums Supporter

    You don't know. He could be talking about actual crazy girls who like dressing up like vampires and getting covered in blood when they get down.

    Incidentally, I find that super hot.
     
  13. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Lol. That sounds like it could be fun.

    A lot more than a stage 5 clinger that's for sure.
     
  14. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Yeah I don't think the ol lady would be too happy to see that huh? Don't worry, you aren't missing anything.
     
  15. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    That damn "autocomplete" has gotten me in trouble one too many times.

    She'll search for something starting with B and get "Big Boobed Vixens" or something.
    It's tough being a guy with all the porn you can handle at your fingertips living with someone. *sigh* I guess I'll just have sex... again.
     
  16. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    I'm retired :p
     
  17. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    :smilielol5: I have a seriously funny story about that and my last ex. I'll save it for another day lol.

    Maybe you can convince her to watch porn together? Guys need their porn mayne.
     
  18. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    Crazy bitches tend to be pretty fun in the sack. I've used POF casual sex and Ive had some decent luck. I don't know what everybody is bitchin about
     
  19. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Well, I just joined a few weeks ago so maybe you're right. I've had luck on other sites but the thing I am noticing about this one is the vast majority have kids and are looking for something incredibly serious from the get go. I can't do that at this point in my life, I need fun and friendship before any of that.

    I'm not seeing a lot on there who just want to hang out and have sex.
     
  20. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    I remember messaging this women that lived on Neville Island. When she learned where I lived. She was all like Oh you live in ghetto.. Ok, I live in the ghetto..
    http://www.siahq.org/conference/pittsburgh/images/Neville1000.gif least its not Neville Island.. Toxic sludge, radioactive waste, chemicals, mutant fish.. Yeah, I live in the ghetto.:D
     

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