Crazy Cop Stories(What are your towns cops like?)

Ever since i moved into my small middle-class town at age 13, ive had many many experiences with police officers. Ive been pulled over about 13 times, cited 5 of those times. Ive been arrested 4 times(2 times for possession of marijuana, 1 for "shotfoot" which is a felony, and 1 for possession of Valium). Many accounts as a minor as well.

All in all, im still getting harassed by the cops and have had about 30 experiences.

My town is so small, everybody knows everybody and all us kids know each cop by name. Many are crooked and have been caught for selling cocaine out of a mini restaurant down my street.

Though I have many stupid charges on my pathetic police record, no story in mind jumps out like this one. I was 13 years old, smoking weed with 4 of my friends in a project hallway of one of our friends named Kenny.(funny how hes the poor kid out of the group, like on the show South Park). We walk across the street to a store and see a bunch of kids we knew to converse and get some munchies.
As me and my friends are in front of the store talking to these kids out of nowhere...WOOPWOOP cops stop by. A cop named "Mckenna"(corrupt dickhead..u know the type) hops out, grabs me and one of my friends by the throat, and threw us in the car. Right when everyone else saw, everybody ran like a bat out of hell. Confused and scared, me and my friend dont say anything to the police officer. After about 10 minutes, I speak up and say "Excuse me sir, why did you do that? We just came from our buddies house we werent doing anything". Before I could end my sentence he yells "BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING BORED, OK?".
When I heard him say that, my heart sank. I just couldnt believe what i had just heard. We proceed to the police station where the officer told our parents we were "loitering and disturbing the peace" when they had picked us up. I got grounded for a week and wasnt quite happy.


But ya, the cops really suck in my town. What about yours? Any stories that stick out?

 

One time, I was sitting in my car, in my own driveway, listening to music. After I'd been sitting there for about 10 minutes, I saw a cop drive by a couple of times, but I didn't think anything of it, since I wasn't doing anything wrong. The cop finally stopped and he said I was behaving suspciously. All I was doing was sitting in my car in MY OWN DRIVEWAY, but he felt that was reason enough to search my pockets and my car, as well as check my driver's license and insurance.

I mean, I was waiting in my driveway for FedEx to deliver 90 xanax bars to me, but that was legal and the cop didn't know about it. lol

 

Wow man, that reminds me of last week I got a citation for possessing a GRAM of weed.

I walk out of my house smoking a ciggarette, and head to the store. Im halfway there and a cop pulls over and starts asking me questions. He then says "we got a call about someone smoking weed at the beach". I tell him how I had just came from my house. He ILLEGALLY searches me, finds the gram, and boom another $100 I got scammed out of.

Its really starting to get ridiculous. I feel you bro.

 

Well at least that's all that came of it. I got arrested for possession of 7g in 2007, and I'm STILL paying for that shit. haha My license has been suspended ever since then, and I still have to take a DUI class and pay some fines.

 

I used to have a job delivering pizzas for this local place about 4 years ago. It was a really small place, and I only got paid minimum wage, but the owners were cool, the entire backroom had a couch and a TV with an xbox hooked up, where we basically hung out when we didn't have any orders. The owners smoked a lot too, and usually would smoke us out every night.
Anyways, I was the only one to show up this one night, and the owner was the only one at the shop, so we were crazy busy. Everytime I'd go out I'd take like 4 different orders with me, and coming back there'd be like 4 or 5 more waiting, so I was speeding around pretty fast and I guess I didn't see this cop car that was hiding in the dark. So I'm hauling ass down the road, and I pull into a gas station to fuel up, the whole time I had no clue the cop was behind me I was so stressed and busy. When I pulled up to the pump, I jumped out the car and started sprinting up to the station to prepay, and I hear this guy from behind yell at me "Get back in the car!". Turn around and there's a cop hanging out the driver's side door with a gun pointed at me lol.
Dude was ready to blast me away for what he though was me running out on a speeding ticket? Makes me wonder how many people get gunned down by total accident.

 

Damn that's fukt up. Funny too though. haha

Too bad he didn't shoot you in the leg or something. You could've sued the department for a lot of fuckin money. haha

 

My license got suspended for a year. and I actually have a 4 hour class tonight, once its completed and pay about 500 bucks for reinstatement, i can FINALLY get my license back.

TNS,doesnt is SUCK not having a goddamn license? I dont know if you drtive around anyways, but i dont man i cant lose it for longer or i am going to go crazy.

 

What's great is my brother-in-law is a cop working for the same department and he knew him.
I asked him about him and he confirmed - the guy is a trigger happy dick head. He'll end up killing someone to prove his manhood to himself or some shit.

EDIT: he was prolly aiming straight for the back of my head lol

 

Yes it sucks so much ass to not have a license. lol Mine was only suspended for 6 months, but it's been 2.5 years and I still don't have it back. I've been arrested twice since then for driving on a suspended license, but those were the only two times I drove. haha It's pretty fukt up that I got arrested everytime I've tried to drive since my license was suspended.

Damn, that's exactly the type of person who shouldn't be a cop. lol

 

Well Ive been strip searched a few times. We have one of the biggest county drug squad in the country though because of Bantry, most of the countries coke comes up through West Cork bcause its right on the coast, closest place to Europe. We still know all thir names, I think theres about 15 on call 24/7, two undercover cars which are easy to spot anyway, 2 paddy wagons and multiple cars.
Babyface has strip searched me
Robocop has searched me
Not going to mention real names but:
A. has strip searched me
D. has strip searched me.

All when I was a minor and Ive never been caught for anything, never been in trouble here in town, actually nver had any problem with the law.

Its just because of A. I have dreads and B. A good few of my friends have been caught/raided before and because its such a small town literally everyone knows everyone else. I fucking hate the shades in town.

 

Town population circa 13,800

About 28 cops

Everyone knows everyone, especially since there's a large elderly population who just never leaves home

If you do drugs the cops know you and they will try to arrest you. Most of them are straight up dicks to begin with, let alone the fact it's such a small town and they know everyone.

 

Did you mean 13,800 or 138,000?

Fuck we only 4,000 here in town

Although theres a pub for every 100 people so it works out

 

haha, 13,000, damn the largest city in the county only has 127,000.

 

this is a rather funny story....



its 4/19, me and my two buds pick up a QP for our group of friends, once we get back to our neighborhood, we decide to park on one of the side streets to sample some of the goods.

After about 5 bowls, the car was very baked out, at this point, my friend thought it would be sweet to pull out his laser pointer on his key ring and start bouncing the beam off the mirrors, it was pretty sweet I must say myself...

Someone in one of the houses must of saw all the beams in the car...and decided to call the cops, a cop comes up behind us with the lights on, we start flipping a shit. As it seemed like a hour went by till he finally came up to the window, the first thing he said was "damn you guys like cheech and chong or something?" I guess thats how baked out the car was.

After this he goes back to his cruiser, and we start stashing our bowls. My buddys car has vents that can pop off, so we at least got all our bowls and a scale safe.

He come up and cuts to the chase and is like alright guys, I obliviously know you guys have been smoking, gimmie what you got....After about a minute of just silence, my friend with the backpack opens it up, and hands over the QP in the wal-mart back with a smiley face on it

At this point his eyes couldnt of got any bigger, he says alright get out, and if we call a parent to come pick us up, we wouldnt get in any trouble.


And as we were leaving, the cop says "happy possums tonight"


I know that the cop cheifed on that!!

 

What in Ireland?


Also another crazy cop story was when I was smuggled into a festival by police while I was tripping balls
They gave me food too but Ive posteed that one a good few times before

 

That's still mind boggling to me to live in a place that only has like 4.1 million people, hell my state alone has 3.7 million and could fit into Ireland with a lot of room to spare.


oh heck, my country has more Irish people then your country!

 

Nah ye have people who like to "think" theyre Irish...cause were so cool


I like living in such a small country, its really..homely, is the best way to describe it

Also whenever I go to a different country (apart from the UK) it automatically means at least one free drink

 

I was speeding to get somewhere i can't remember a long time ago.

I needed to hang a left at the intersection ahead and the light was yellow, so i floored it. The light had just turned red as i tore through it.

The speed limit was 40 mph, and i was doing 75. Weaving through the traffic like a mf. Then i see the nice flashing lights behind me and pull over.

I can't remember if i got out, or he ordered me out, but he was pissed and had his hand on his gun! He was twitchy with the hand to, like he was ready to pull it! He yelled loudly "Why were you running?!"

Just then, back-up arrives. I asked him; Running from what, man?
He said "You saw me at the light and you ran!!" I said; whoa dude, i pulled over when i saw your lights right?! Then he repeated himself.

I told him; I didn't see you at the light, i was too busy speeding through it.
Then i said; I don't care if it took you two miles to catch up to me, when you caught up to me i pulled over!

Still pissed at me, he gave me a fat handful of tickets and let me go.
Damn punk bastard!

 

I remember that story. lol

 

got 2 of em the most recent


#1 me and a buddy had just met up n drove over to ths parking lot by an arena. I packed a bowl talked for a minute, and took 1 hoot and heard a nock, looked n saw a cop at teh window, he was a drug cop too so I knew I got caught. he took my bowl, like .3 of marijuana and searched the car like crazy.
then he said "I have this on you Its a big charge Im gonna dangle over your head till your crack and tell me who has a pound on them and when" . he thought he was playing me for stupid so I told him I would at 5 when I meet him. He gave me his cell # n I left. Never called the stupid fucker. which whom I think smoked my weed too.


#2 this is the bullshit one, I had nuthin to do all day so I went to the city by me to chill. my buddy needed a ride downtown to we gave him a ride there n smoked a joint. after that we noticed we where being followed so I thought I wouldnt drop him off right at the corner but go to the parking lot.which I did. Then we got pulled over leaving it. The cop asks my buddy for his ID n registration n shit. He goes to open the centre console where he left his gram of weed. The cop ordered us out, searched the car, left me in the fuckin cold for like 45 minutes in cuffs infront of everyone tellin me Im dumb, while 2 ppl are smokin a fat dooby in theyr yard right behind him laughing at him. then he towed the car for not ratting on ppl. and left us in the middle of the ghetto. n told me to have a nice day....dirty prick