traveling on hilly interstate 80 in pa late at night and feeling a bit tired, i thought i'd diddle myself to perk up. approaching climax, i lost the touch of keeping an even pressure on the gas pedal as the focus was on stroking my throbbing rod. at the moment of spewing forth gobs of hot sticky cum, i see a state police car along the side of the highway flash on its lights. it truly was the mountain peak arrayed against its valley of having an exhilerating orgasm coupled with the "aw fuck, i just got a speeding ticket". the officer said, do you know you were going 90? i said i just went over the hill, (which i had) and forgot to depress the gas pedal. he didn't say anything about what must of looked liked a spilled milkshake in my lap. moral of the story, its much safer and cleaner to have a chick suck yah off when you're driving.