cows milk

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by stardust, Mar 13, 2005.

  1. stardust

    stardust Banned

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    this is a very good point bought up by calvin, (of calvin and hobbes cartoons) and wandered if anyone had any thoughts....

    who would look at a cows udders and think "hmmm.....i'm gonna squeeze those things and drink whatever comes out of them"?

    isn't that weird? why would anyone do that?

    then it got me thinking - what would happen if you squeezed a ghost? do you think it would make a good drink, or would it just sort of evaporate? maybe it would give you magic powers. hmmm....

    just felt like sharing a meaningless stream of thoughts with you guys. feel free to ignore me!


    peace and love
    stardust
    xxx
     
  2. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Calvin and Hobbes is great, and I think I have a link for you...if it still works...


    You also reminded me of part of Restarant At The End Of The Universe, where Arthur Dent tries to explain to the drinks machine what tea is :p



    (Edit) Found that link
    http://www.daxkev.com/calvin_hobbes/index.htm
     
  3. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    maybe they noticed that calfs sucked them and they saw milk dripping out of their mouths and though 'Hmmm, if i do that with my hands i can take it away from the cow and drink it in my handily placed cup'...
     
  4. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Firs test were not successful. Of course, it all fell into place when people discovered the difference between a cow and a bull.
     
  5. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    yeah they did think the milk tasted a bit weird from the bull so they soley went to cows
     
  6. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

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    giggles:p
     
  7. Smartie.uk

    Smartie.uk Member

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    i wander what human breat milk tastes of.. hmmm i cant wait to be a father.
     
  8. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    A woman's breast is a lot like a train set. It's intended for the kids, but the dad enjoys playing with 'em more.
     
  9. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    Have you ever had a sugared cereal in milk? The sweet milk left over at the end is the best description I can think of to breast milk.

    If anyone ever has the opportunity to try breast milk, do it! You won't regret it.

    LMAO! You are so right!
     
  10. Carlos

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    milking a ghost is someting difficult to comprehend.

    i gues if you milked a ghost it certainly wouldnt be long life!:D haaaa du dum.


    u know someone once tolled me you could get milk form a coconut, i spent ages like a fool tryna milk the dam thing......it was bald by the end!
     
  11. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I think Freud would have a thing or two to say about it....
     
  12. Koolaid

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    This reminds me of the whole beer debate.....When you first try beer its horrible and you only drink it cos you know what its gonna do to you....So why when people tried beer for the first ever time did they carry on...Why not just spit it out as they had no idea it would get you pissed...I am glad they didn't but I have always wondered about it...
     
  13. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    i don't know, ask milk stealing ming.
     
  14. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    :eek: Would that be Freddy Freud, the world famous children's entertainer/part time serial killer?
     
  15. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Nobody remembers good old Freddy Freud? :(

    Just wait until I find that picture...you'll remember him :D
     
  16. blindhobosam

    blindhobosam The Legend

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    heh, freddy freud... i love chocolate :D
     
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