covering up that weed smell

ok so my roomy is getting an apartment with his gf so i gotta find myself a new place. we used to go to the washroom and smoke and it would just smell like fresh linen. my sister's lease is up in july so i'm just gonna move in with her. she doesn't care if i smoke she just doesn't want the neighbors to smell it and she doesn't want her apartment to reek of weed. their's a balcony but it's not that big and their's a wall separating it from the next balcony but the wall is very thin and it doesn't go all the way up so it might leak to the next balcony. actually it probably will and i don't want to chance it. so now their's only two options.
1. i was planning on buying an ez pipe(looks like it won't leak out too much smoke) making a sploof ozium towels under the door...the whole nine yards. or instead of an ez pipe getting a volcano vaporizer.
2. ez pipe in my car with the windows down.
i was going to get blunt block but the only reason it covers up the smell is because it's reeeeeally strong. i thought ozium doesn't really smell like anything but now i read it's just as bad as blunt block. i have friends and family that don't know i smoke and i'd like to keep it that way. so what do you guys think i should buy/use to cover up that smell as most products make it blatantly obvious you've been smoking, especially when your car smells like you've lit incense. not sure if it'll make a difference but my car has two windows not four. i also read that if you crack your windows it gets rid of the smell better than having the windows all the way down is that true? also i don't want to smoke a cigarette in my car because it's harder to get out and i don't want my car smelling like a bar.
wow that's a lot of stuff. thank you in advance.

 

Why don't you just stop smoking.. then you can save up that money and get your own place to smoke in all you want?

 

i really don't want to wait a year to smoke because when i don't smoke i go from three meals a day to half a meal a day and i have trouble sleeping. so that's my last resort, but if anyone can help i'd appreciate it.

 

Get a vape. [ame=http://www.amazon.com/Arizer-Solo-Portable-Vaporizer-Black/dp/B0061JQSGY/ref=sr_1_6?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1328600611&sr=1-6]Arizer Solo and [ame=http://www.amazon.com/Version-Magic-Flight-Launch-Vaporizer/dp/B005NZIWSE/ref=sr_1_2?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1328600798&sr=1-2]Magic Flight Launch Box are excellent options. Vaped weed smells nutty, lasts longer, is healthier, and you can use the ABV (already been vaped) material again to eat or make a tincture. Win-win!

 

That's all anyone can really tell you, unless you tie yourself into a huge body shaped plastic bag then run into the woods real quick and take the bag off and release the smoke

I haven't smoked weed on over 5 years, I eat less than a half a meal a day, and I can only sleep with the help of medication. Force feed yourself and take melatonin, its like $9 for a 3 month supply from the grocery store.

We all have to do things that we don't want to do

 

Or just take the metal off of a crystal clear (not soft white) light bulb, take the wiring out and vape your weed like a ghetto crack pipe.

 

@tokinginger those both look good i didn't know it smelled nutty or that you can re-use the abv at all awesome!
@seizedbyanger i'll have to try the full body bag method hahaha i don't really want to take drugs other then weed i know the side effects of mary. plus i like not feeling sick when i eat.

 

vaporize

 

so how good does a vape work smell-wise? i've only used a vape with a bong so it reaked every time.

 

It seriously smells nutty, and the smell is gone in less than a few minutes. 5 minutes after vaping I can't smell it in the room I vaped in.

 

that's awesome i think i'm going with the magic flight launch box

 

There's a lot of info on Fuckcombustion.com if you want to read up. I have a Solo and love it, I can control the temp and vape it slowly to get the most out of it. If temp control isn't an issue, MFLB is a grand vape too.

 

yea i looked up some videos of the mflb and i was sold haha and 95 dollars is not bad at all

 

Sweet! Soon you'll hate to combust it!

 

Incense does wonders. I love the cherry ones. I don't really burn them that much anymore now that tom is gone. I blow my hits in my closet with a spoof. I take a hit and put the bowl out so I don't have all this smoke burring in my room. Then I turn my fan on and blow it right in my closet It works great it hardly smells at all after I'm done airing out my closet. Sometimes I spray a little air freshener just to give it that apple sent. but I only take 2 hits maybe 3 at the most, so it really doesn't smell that much

 

Well dryer sheets in an paper towel roll to blow the smoke through is one thing that can help...also how does your sister feel about incense? if you where to open a window in whatever room she prefers you smoke in light incense and blow it out of that then the smell should not be an issue it would just smell like incense and laundry.

Or you can load a bowl, take it in the bathroom......turn on the shower till it starts getting steamy and smoke in there then turn on the fan or open the window when you're done and it mostly just smells like shower steam and you could even light an incense or something after if your concerned about the bathroom smelling like weed.

Also I see no reason the balcony would not work, unless your neighbors are out.....the smell wont go through their closed door.

Other then that a vaporizer will certainly reduce the smell...and it wont even smell like weed to anyone who is not familiar with smoking out of a vaporizer.

 

I fucking want one of those.

 

If you have a window in your room.Get one of those small window fan units with the two fans in it. The ones people without central air get for the spring months. Not a box fan. Turn it around and put it in your window then turn it on low. It will capture all the smoke and blow all the smoke out the window, guaranteed. Hardly any smell, always used to work for me when smell was a problem.

 

I have an MFLB for sale.. will sell for $80... includes batteries.. charger.. and Water Pipe Adapter for connecting to a bong.. its the newest model with the click lock... if you're interested.. email me itchmesir@hotmail.com ... PP ONLY

I have no complaints about this vape.. but i have 2 vapes and don't need 2 vapes

 

So why do you have two?