Cousin Bob

Discussion in 'Humor' started by mrgman1966, Dec 2, 2005.

  1. mrgman1966

    mrgman1966 Member

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    My cousin Bob was a gay man who lived in San Francisco. August 5th he got in a car wreck and in a coma. I flew up there to see him. My aunt and uncle were in the room and I walked in and took a look at him and said "Well Bob was a fruit and now he is a vegetable.
     
  2. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    that got nothing out of me.



    man, this forum is gonna be so lame.
     
  3. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    The end of the joke is: At least he's still in the produce section.
     
  4. shovel250

    shovel250 Member

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    i dont get it.
     
  5. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    The word vegitable is slang for someone who doesn't have any real brain function (i.e. someone in a coma).
    A fruit is a slur that means a homosexual.
    At grocery stores we have an area that sells both fruit and vegitables called a produce section.
     
  6. shovel250

    shovel250 Member

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    so a fruit is a word for a gay man,and now cousin bob's a vegetable,does that mean he's not gay anymore?so all you have to do to make a gay man stright is put them in a coma?
     
  7. confessor

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    That's where I heard it ....

    Only it was in the form of a riddle my grandson was telling at school:

    What's a fruity type of vegetable? A queer in a coma.

    Principal didn't care for it either. ;)

    Where'd everybody go?

    Bomb Scare.

    Really? Where?

    Right about where this thread's at :)
     
  8. dtownballer

    dtownballer Member

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    thats kinda ho...i mean he is in a coma

    lol
     
  9. gesone

    gesone Member

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    That wasn't funny at all, dude. You should spice it up a bit.
     
  10. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    did anyone else find this explanation about ten times funnier than the joke?

    good on ya eugene
     
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