cotton/dry mouth

whats the best remedy for cotton mouth?

 

fresh squeeezed oj is hella good

 

beer

 

Anything you can drink.

 

frequent applications of dihydrogen oxide to the oral orifice seems to do the trick.

 

as many saltine, no salt crackers as you can possibly fit in your mouth,,,,, chew,,, dont spew,,, then swallow,,, cotton mouth cured...

 

I discovered the best stoner drinks ever. They're made by Arazonia (the ones that make that good ass tea) They make these 32 oz canned drinks for 99 cents. They're the shit.

 

orange soda kicks ass

 

hahah u beat me too it

 

semen

 

pussy

 

Dr. Pepper, ill be choking on my throat when i have cotton mouth but then i reach for an ice cold can of Dr. Pepper the very first sip drains it away.

lol that should be a Dr. Pepper commercial.

 

those things are great

 

some thick fruit nectar. mango and banana is my favourite

 

I like the lipton extra sween tea. That or the southern style extra sweet tea. I't's great.

 

a list of 42 reasons why water sucks.

my favorite is #40 "Water has a density of exactly 1. I think thats fucked up."

 

lol i like #20: Why do you think cats hate water? Oh you dont know? I'll tell you why, its because they are highly evolved mammals from the future, and they travelled back in time to warn us about water, however they dont know how to speak, because they are only cats. So they do the best they can by running away from it. Could you people be any more naive?? These cats are warning us, but you continue to drink water. I hope you have fun in hell for the rest of forever.

 

Terrorists drink water. You dont want to support the terrorists, DO YOU????

i say keep the cotton mouth and support the Red White And blue...

 

if 10 people gave their own interpretation of each of those reasons, there would be 420 reasons water sucks. every person with a functioning set of DNA and diamond shoes has 10 toes. exactly 10. coincidence? i think not

 

ice! (as in frozen water)

or black tea with honey