Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Ok so the 1st person posts a wish.
The second person says it will come true but will have major negative circumstances with it, then another wish.

First wish:
I wish I was liked by every girl.

 

but it turns out you are a homosexual....




....lol

...I wish Ottawa Senators win the Stanley Cup this time around:mickey:

 

but later the team is attacked by Canadian hating Americans living in Michigan, the injuries are too severe for the team to play next season.

I wish I had a new car.

 

but then it turns out it has one of those horrible defects straight from the manufacturing plant and yours is not recalled until a.) You have had to spend thousands of $ to cover shit not on the warranty and/or b.) It explodes.

i wish Prop 19 had passed in California.

 

but the price drop in weed caused the mexican AND bolivian cartels to join together and flood cali with 5 dollar a gram heroin...driving the price of methadone up to 100o dollars a dose

 

What do you wish? Get with the programme

 

I wish I was a rock star!

 

but you blow all your money on coke and end up working at Walmart

I wish Uma Thurman would marry me

 

Uma Thurma will marry you, unfortunately she will turn out to be a cannible, and on your honeymoon will feast upon flesh and drink your blood.

I wish I was a foot taller!

 

You grow a foot taller but your dick shrinks by two inches



I wish I could go to outer space

 

You will go into outerspace, where you will meet a hoarde of grey aliens who abduct you into their craft. They perform expeirements on you, opening your skull up and placing electrodes into your brain. Then a big grey alien only referred to by the name "bubba" analy probes you all night long.

I wish I had gigantic balls that I could swing around and hit people with!

 

you go to outer space, but unfortunately HAL is in charge of the spaceship,
and things don't turn out too well...

I wish for world peace

 

World peace happens, but only for a day when the worlds water supply was laced with LSD for 24 hours


I wish I could be free

 

that means people could take turns with you without paying...

i wish i had $10,000 in the bank

 

You'd get a boyfriend and you didn't pleasure him enough so he spent it all on hookers and left town with your car.


I wish Soundgarden would release another album soon.

 

They do and you end up buying it.



I wish I could have seen Pantera live.

 

You do and Phil Anselmo being the dick that he is stops the show and starts a fight with you.


I wish that Justin Bieber hits puberty sooner so he'll go away.


BTW! Soundgarden kicks ass. I got all their albums.. :2thumbsup:

 

Justin Beiber hits puberty and becomes a adult. He then begins questioning his sexuality and gets a sex change. He becomes a transexual with a drinking problem, he embaresses himself on a late night talk show. The world shuns him, he gets angry and vows revenge on all those who did him wrong. He goes after everyone whos ever said anything bad about him. He checks all the internet comments and the forums for negative feedback. He sees your comment and comes for you with a loaded shotgun, he blows your brains out and laughs histerically in his drunken haze.

No answered my last wish! I want gigantic balls that I can swing around and hit people with!

 

You get them but are no longer allowed to take public transportation.


I wish I could fly

 

you get your gigantic balls, but your aim is off and you impale them on some railings.

I wish I could fly

edit: doh!!!