Cooloner busted my ear

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by warmhandedcanadian, May 28, 2006.

  1. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    I knew he would get blood outta my body eventually. We were grappling lastnight and somehow we flipped over and I split my ear open. This was my fault .... but because he hurt me, then went to pass out, he single handedly may have saved my marriage.:)

    This is a thank you thread. For Brian.

    Sorry to those who hate them. (positive threads in RT)
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    good job
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    did you drink the blood for good luck?
     
  4. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    Ouch! That must have hurt pretty bad!
     
  5. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    I almost cried... good thing I was drunk ........ and yeah Gange I thought of you when I posted that.... are you still collecting blood?
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    so you like it rough?
     
  7. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    I suppose I do. I actually heard Brian laugh. That is another one of my lastnight's accomplishments!
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    he laughs during orgasms? hmmmm
     
  9. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    some people do dont they?
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

  11. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    What if something funny was on TV just as you were about to have an orgasm? You may laugh.
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie


    ok, I take that back. I have laughed, but it wasn't the orgasm that made me laugh. I made the mistake of having sex durning family guy, and it just so happened something funny was said as I was getting off. I guess that scenario is feasible.
     
  13. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    Just for the record... this thread is about cooloner ripping my ear off, then passing out so I could go and find someone to "get lucky" with. And I laughed.
     
  14. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    did you find success?

    I had to lay on the couch last night because friday night/sat day was too much
     
  15. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    yessir I did ..... I only had 2 hours sleep lastnight.... I snuck in at 6:00 am.


    wait!Can you keep a secret? (giddy like) sssshhhh ... I was with my h u s b a n d !
     
  16. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    wow.so is the war over?
     
  17. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    I guess. He's going to get the charges dropped ..... he said the cops pressed them. We smoked a bowl... He got a new pipe. Didnt I tell you guys that? I should be an FBI agent. I KNEW he bought a new pipe. I guess the mushroom bong wasnt doing the trick.
     
  18. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    well good, I'm glad....
     
  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    the fbi thing just reminded me of a fucked u[ dream I had where i loved this woman and she dissappeared and everyone thought she was dead, but then i went to a small town and she was chained to the wall in the back of some strange bar, then we I got run out of town by thier police, and had to call the fbi

    meanwhile in spain my wife had a dream of someone breaking into our house and hitting her, and then I didn't care when I got home
     
  20. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    Yeah ... he was all like "YOu have nothing to apologize for" and stuff.... Maybe he just wanted to get laid.:H

    Oh well. I was game. Now you guys dont have to hear me bitch and whine about me not gettin it.

    And hey I can change my avatar saying.
     

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