I knew he would get blood outta my body eventually. We were grappling lastnight and somehow we flipped over and I split my ear open. This was my fault .... but because he hurt me, then went to pass out, he single handedly may have saved my marriage. This is a thank you thread. For Brian. Sorry to those who hate them. (positive threads in RT)
I almost cried... good thing I was drunk ........ and yeah Gange I thought of you when I posted that.... are you still collecting blood?
ok, I take that back. I have laughed, but it wasn't the orgasm that made me laugh. I made the mistake of having sex durning family guy, and it just so happened something funny was said as I was getting off. I guess that scenario is feasible.
Just for the record... this thread is about cooloner ripping my ear off, then passing out so I could go and find someone to "get lucky" with. And I laughed.
yessir I did ..... I only had 2 hours sleep lastnight.... I snuck in at 6:00 am. wait!Can you keep a secret? (giddy like) sssshhhh ... I was with my h u s b a n d !
I guess. He's going to get the charges dropped ..... he said the cops pressed them. We smoked a bowl... He got a new pipe. Didnt I tell you guys that? I should be an FBI agent. I KNEW he bought a new pipe. I guess the mushroom bong wasnt doing the trick.
the fbi thing just reminded me of a fucked u[ dream I had where i loved this woman and she dissappeared and everyone thought she was dead, but then i went to a small town and she was chained to the wall in the back of some strange bar, then we I got run out of town by thier police, and had to call the fbi meanwhile in spain my wife had a dream of someone breaking into our house and hitting her, and then I didn't care when I got home
Yeah ... he was all like "YOu have nothing to apologize for" and stuff.... Maybe he just wanted to get laid.:H Oh well. I was game. Now you guys dont have to hear me bitch and whine about me not gettin it. And hey I can change my avatar saying.