cool phrases and quotes...

i love hearing different phrases and quotes from people. there are like a billion.
ie...

there 10 kinds of people that can understand binary,
those who can and those who can't

 

I think you meant there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

oh, and A bird in the hand is worth two on the front door mat.

 

haha fantastic,
how bout...

i want to be a world famous journalist, but famous in germany and only popular in casual conversation

 

There is no hell. There is only France.


--FZ

 

The early bird catches the worm, but look what happens to the early worm...

 

Bumper sticker:

We are born naked bloody and hungry. Then it gets worse.

 

Bumper Sticker:

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it REALLY works!

 

Never fight an ugly person. They have nothing to lose.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

 

procrastination is a lot like masterbation. It seems like good idea when your doing it, but all you're really doing is fucking yourself.

 

Or the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

banana
banana
banana
terracotta
banana
terracotta
terracotta
pie

 

See my signature below.

 

"This is the life I always wanted to have. Maybe I'll go to college someday, for that knowledge, but I definitely think making music always will be the most important thing in my life." -Britney Spears


LO fucking L.

 

Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.

 

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde


America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde

 

women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are till they get in hot water

 

Go to a library to learn... go to college to get laid.

 

He who has nothing...has nothing...
From: me.

 

milk was a bad choice

 

Life is not like a box of chocolates, more like hot spicy peppers cuz what you do today will burn your ass tomorrow.