Continue to insult the poster above

she was just afraid that you would feel bad if your's didn't measure up
dangit morrow oh well it was still a good one

 

has never looked between his legs the same since subway came out with the five dollar foot long and he thought that sub is tiny.

 

Still prefares to measure his agains a twinky!

 

tried to deep throat a twinkie and it made her gag, now won't go near anything that resembles one.........poor pensfan

 

actually i dont know why he said that since he did the same thing

 

The sugar put me off!

 

bought the kings of leon box set. was disappointed when she got it and it was just a bunch of boxes with members of the band on them

 

You can have them, happy birthday to youuuuuuuu!

 

Her hair is so thick & gorgeous, too bad it's all coming outta her nostrils though. :sad:

 

has a daily ritual where she beats up a bible thumper, today was a special day it wasnt your run of the mill born again it was the man himself, father conklin of the st. patricks church.

 

Loves father cronklin...and his nuns...good name for a punk band lol

 

thinks anarchy means wiping her ass with her parents toilet paper

 

Doesnt use toilet paper! Its a HAND towel!

 

Only if I can't find a good leaf somewhere
Forgot to hold onto the soap this morning, pensfan's delight

 

knows all about holding on to the soap...thats how he lost his virginity...back there at least

 

should drop the soap more often, would help with that 3 year constipation

 

pees like a girl and shits like a bird(uncontrollably)

 

once took a dump on his girlfriend's chest and then rolled in it, thought this was how a cleveland steamer was s'posed to work

 

Was once the winne of the clevland steamer....(whar ever it is)

 

Ran into the same glass door five times in a row unintentionally