Conspiracy Theory

CONSPIRACY THEORY

As rule I do not have much time for conspiracy theories, but something happened that defies any explanation. At the pre-Christmas family get together, we all chat about just everything. My brother normally stays fairly silent as he has a stressful job as an F.B.I. agent, but he looked so stressed as he continually knocked back bourbon and tonics, while the veins stood out on his temples, as they always do when he is very worried. I asked him if he needed to talk, and he said it was something so secret that the whole free world was at stake, he told me that when he guarded the safety of the president of the United States, it filled him with pride and honour, yet he would go mad if he kept it to himself. I thought he may burst into tears, so gently took him by the elbow and guided him to a quiet corner and said "come on fire away".

What transpired was to make my blood run cold, he blurted out that he would lay down his life for his president, but could never talk about what had happened. I pressed him gently to tell, and the knowledge he imparted shook me badly.

What transpired was the president wanted a photo opportunity to be seen as an animal lover before the election, and decided to visit the zoo. My brother who is one of the F.B.I. men who guard the president, said they stood and smiled by the cage as the keeper fed the monkeys. The keeper opened the cage door to throw in the feed, and that is when it happened. The monkey somehow slipped away and in the confusion, god forgive me for taking my eye off the ball, in the confusion by mistake, the keepers bundled the president into the monkeys cage.

We continued on our tour, and unknowingly I was now guarding the escaped monkey, On the drive back to the white House he waved back as people waved at the presidential car, and nothing seemed out of the ordinary. The White House cook complained about the amount of bananas being eaten, and the constant baffling call of "warron terrr" none of the staff knew what this was until the boy who shines the shoes, and has a way with animals, interpreted this to mean, we must bomb Iraq, impound their money in foreign banks, steal their oil, and put in an Israeli friendly puppet leader, and of course kill as many people as possible.

The Senate claim we are better off with things the way they are, but the zoo are complaining, they want their monkey back.

 

the monkey in your picture...........

 

whoa...

 

Disturbing, yet symbolic of what our president really stands for...

 

Bah- shrub would just start a war in the zoo.... probably try to invade the lion's cage because of compelling intelligence that they were harboring terrorists.

 

that's a fox in his picture, man. .

 

No way that things totally a fuckin monkey! Look at it!

 

She's definitely a fox!

 

i really don't think that a monkey could run our country this poorly. maybe a donkey could though?

 

of course its a fox

 

You're all wrong, it's a baby wolf It used to be a fox.

 

You're serious? There has gotten much really bad news out about Bush lately, so I don't know... Why don't somebody ask the people from the psychic-forum to find out about this? I can give it a try... If it's something the world is better off not knowing i don't know if it's better off in a forum like this! Hmmm...Will the world end soon? At least I won't die a virgin!

 

hahaha....its all true

 

Soon it will come time for the powers that be to pay for their crimes...the zoo-keeper cometh...

 

Zoo's are totally wrong anyways.

 

Zoos are wrong, but we live in one...

Wolves are cool, I doubt they're zoo animals...

 

How do we live in a zoo?

Wolves are legends.

Circuses are bad aswell. Theres like an outcry against circuses in Ireland lately after undercover activists infiltrated circuses and documented the cruelty that takes place.

 

I think you answered that when you presented the symbolism of this post. Actually when I say "we", I mean Americans, I think you can relate...

Amen, brothah!

Speakin' of zoo animals, check this out:

 

Brilliant man

 

hahaha thats so becoming my background and im bringing it to school to show my politics teacher tomorrow