Congratulations to all men

Because you get to pee so easily when you're just randomly out somewhere without a bathroom. You have a hose. Lucky bastards

 

We can also aim it in multiple directions.

 

A Bad Case Of "Penis Envy" If Ever I Heard It....



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm happy to have a vagina and all, butttttttt why do YOU guys get to have it so much easier to urinate? That's all I wanna know!

broony-- Bragging! Haha!

 

Got my girlfriend this a While back:

The 'pStyle' female urination device.


Maybe also look into the 'Go Girl' female urination device.

 

Pretty awesome that you know that =D Thanks bro. Haha!

 

it is truly very great...especially when we're all camping


our pub has a weird natural sound amplification in the bathrooms,
when you're in the bathrooms, the front 2 pub booths can hear every sound in the bathrooms like close conversation... a lot of people talk in there...
my girlfriend sings in the bathroom
i sing too though!

 

The ability to piss on fire, write your name in the snow and over a cliff without a spotter are very underrated indeed.

 

Quite useful during sex as well....;-D

 

you can have sex whenever you want. i'd rather hold my bladder.

 

actually, you haven't considered the bigger picture

they say women can hold it better than men, our dicks flop about and as a result it's much more unpleasant when we do need the restroom.

 

the fronts of toilets should have more room

 

any girls i have been out with didnt have a problem whizzing outside.....sometimes later you can taste the pee but its not a big deal:devil:


only the stuck up ones cant do it

 

ewwwwwwwww :ack2:

 

I like to aim up and see how high I can pee


gotta be careful not to push too hard though or ....

 

http://www.noob.us/humor/snl-commercial-parody-urigro/

 

I know someone with a well water toilet(he calls it that). If you was sitting on it for a courtesy flush. your balls will be swimming.. WTF..

 

see?you are a bit naive arent you?blissfully unaware?...

 

i dont have trouble or inhibitions about peeing outside; it's invigorating

it's public restrooms which causes me to have some degree of penis envy, though this is not my only cause for such envy BUT as I get older, and as my joints start to weaken squatting becomes more of a challenge. I used to be able to squat FOREVER, and I can squat for a farily long time still, but it's gradually becoming more of a challenge. I always squat when using a public restroom and sometimes even in people's houses.

Another reason it'd be nice to pee standng up is in festival situations, when you are couped up in a TINY porta potty that is generally covered with god knows what. (It's key to work your restroom schedule around cleaning schedules at festivals). Also I'm very short so sometimes it's near impossible to squat anyway.

 

It's really useful when partying out doors, I think I've watered half the bushes and trees in City Park.