Congratulations and masturbations

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by bird_migration, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. Post here if you have masturbated on your birthday.
     
  2. NJM

    NJM Member

    yes.
     
  3. Sounds like you and me are the only ones who celebrate another year with an auto-orgasm.
     
  4. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    I'm sure it has happened before, but it was probably 15-20 years ago.

    I don't believe that I ever intentionally did it on my birthday though... or the anniversary of my birth I should say. On my birthday I was being pulled out of a vagina. Most people only get to do that once.
     
  5. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

  6. horny_24/7

    horny_24/7 Member

    I do it everyday why wouldnt i do it on my birthday?
     
  7. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    what..? only once a year? are you crazy?
     
  8. woodcat

    woodcat Senior Member

    Yes, has'nt everyone? A better question is did you have sex on your last birthday?
     

  9. It is not a better question. But yes, I did have sex on my last birthday. I was in Thailand at the time and picked up a girl who worked at a bar.
    No, not a prostitute, just a horny Thai girl longing for a white dick.
     
  10. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    hey bird! not quite 'auto.' At least for me, I have to work "hard" for a few minutes!
     

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