Congratulations and masturbations

Post here if you have masturbated on your birthday.

 

yes.

 

Sounds like you and me are the only ones who celebrate another year with an auto-orgasm.

 

I'm sure it has happened before, but it was probably 15-20 years ago.

I don't believe that I ever intentionally did it on my birthday though... or the anniversary of my birth I should say. On my birthday I was being pulled out of a vagina. Most people only get to do that once.

 

Sure I have.

 

I do it everyday why wouldnt i do it on my birthday?

 

what..? only once a year? are you crazy?

 

Yes, has'nt everyone? A better question is did you have sex on your last birthday?

 

It is not a better question. But yes, I did have sex on my last birthday. I was in Thailand at the time and picked up a girl who worked at a bar.
No, not a prostitute, just a horny Thai girl longing for a white dick.

 

hey bird! not quite 'auto.' At least for me, I have to work "hard" for a few minutes!