CONFESS-your *secret* hipforums crush

confess here your secret hipforums crush and all the dirty things you would like to do to them. then, applaud me for making such an original thread.

 

*ahem*.......

 

bird i want to fuck yo u bird i want to hold you bird i want to love you bird bird bird bird.

 

LOL that wasnt a secret, hun. but fear not, i am sure that you and bird will be together one day

 

i sure hope so my friend...

 

but why are you making your writing so hard to read?

 

hahahah, dont know why lol.

do you have any secret crushes?

 

ummmm not really. i think my science teacher is kinda sexy. but thats not on the hipforums.....

but i do think that both bird and tencentarcade are fucking gorgeous!

 

ten cent arcade is okay.. but i lke bird the most.

 

lol ive noticed that you have a *small* obsession with bird. he is pretty damn hot though.....

is bird his real name? lol this could be a really stupid question but thats all i have ever heard anyone call him.

 

hahahai do have a life lol.

but yes, i admire him alot.. i also admire my friends.. lol.

people call bird arjan. thaats his name.

 

lol i know you have a life, i wasnt suggesting anything otherwise

but DAMN there are soooo many hot guys and girls on here. we should make our own little hippie town where everyone at the hipforums can live. that would be so much cooler than just talking on the internet. and you know we would all get laid whenever we wanted

 

hah! i'll never tell!! ...actually i've got a crush on like...half the people i talk to via pm's.

 

If only such a thing was possible.................

 

I have a crush on UnspokenThings

but many guys on the hipforums are cute as, even if a tiny bit too young

 

I have a crush on myself, I love myself so much and I cant wait to have sex with myself..I enjoy beer and fruitsnacks, and so does myself, together we make the perfect couple YAY ME!!!!

 

lol. i have a crush on beakman

 

I realize that my sights might be set a little high, but I have a crush on -GOD-
He's got dreamy red curly locks...and SO able to protect me from crazy x bf's.

 

nothing is impossible, my sweet friend.

 

You do too...
Alas we can share everything