Condom Sizes

Discussion in 'Birth Control' started by Stark, Mar 8, 2011.

  1. Stark

    Stark Guest

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    Me and my girlfriend are finally going to have sex tonight but I'm not sure what size condom to buy. I've heard buying the wrong sized condom can reduce pleasure so I want to make sure I get the right one. She just measured me and I'm about 8 inches long and 5 1/2 inches around, what condom size would you recommend? Also, I was thinking about getting the fire and ice condoms, what do you guys feel about them?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if you're going to lie about your penis size, i can only assume you're also lying about having a girlfriend and certainly about the idea that you'll be having sex. so, since you're most likely going to be masturbating, a condom will not be necessary. all you need is a kleenex and some hand lotion.
     
  3. Stark

    Stark Guest

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    Just because your penis is small, doesn't mean all else are. What purpose would I have to come on here and lie about that, your life may be as meaningless and worthless as that, but mine certainly isn't. I know your tiny dick may irritate you, but it's no reason to be a douche.
     
  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Just fuck her in the butt
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i have no idea why you people keep coming on here and stating in your first post that your penis is in the top half percent of penis sizes. i've been kind of curious what motivates you people for a while now.

    you'll notice that i have not made any posts lying about my penis size, so obviously accusing me of doing what you just did is semi-libelous.
     
  6. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    the fire and ice condoms are pretty sweet
     
  7. ChrisFromScotland

    ChrisFromScotland Lang may yer lum reek

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    lol....funny thread
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    you tasted them? :ack2:
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    yuppp! they taste like chocolate cake! with the exceptions of the icey-hot after-taste
     
  10. zocipro

    zocipro Banned

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    hehehe...why can't trust to other forum poster ? What is him purpose to post here and asking for help, just advertise him penis ? :)
     
  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    it seems like a stupid thing to do, but it happens CONSTANTLY. so if one guy who does have a big penis comes on here with problems, unfortunately he won't get the benefit of the doubt.
     
  12. Stark

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    My penis really is that size, I had no reason to lie about it. I just wanted to know what condom size to buy, I wasn't trying to show off. Why would I care if other people on the internet, I'll never meet, knew the size of my dick.
     
  13. payler

    payler Guest

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    If you are that size, you should def go with at least magnums. You are 1/2 inch longer than me but the same girth and magnums work well for me. Length doesnt really matter with condoms, its the girth that is important.
     
  14. Ansel

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    Hello friends
    Nice forum...
    well i think your problem is to a very big problem stark,if you are really confuse about your penis size and about the condom size then in my opinion you should to the condom shop and tell then your size then they give you the right size,like this you can take your all Pleasure with your partner..
     
  15. Ivory62

    Ivory62 Senior Member

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    1 Find a retailer with a hot girl behind the counter.

    2 Whip it out and ask for a fitting.

    3 Call a good lawyer.........
     
  16. Eros8988

    Eros8988 Member

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    It seems like you haven't gotten a real strong or secure answer. My best advice is to try out what works for you. When it comes to condoms there is a very wide array of options. First some what not to get. Do not get thinner condoms if you're goal is to prevent pregnancy or STD's which I am assuming you are, otherwise why would you be asking here. Secondly do not get anything that says "extacy" or anything that says it will feel better, odds are that it is thinner latex. With a condom, especially your endowment it is important to have something strong and secure, and IF it doesn't feel as good as the real thing, or a thinner condom, it's for the best. Never have I heard a woman complain about a man lasting too long during sex. My best advice is to use the Trojan brand condoms, what I typically suggest are the Trojan Enz (typically come in a blue box and will say "Spermicidal Lubricant) on the front. Those are strong, and safe. If those end up being too thin then I would suggest a Magnum brand with all of the aforementioned criteria above being met. I wish you and your partner the best of luck, be safe, and have fun!
     

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