I remember seeing a thread like this a while ago, and it was hilarious, and I couldn't find it in the forum. So add your favorites, I'll sart with a few. I don't know, man It's dank Is it cashed? Wanna match? Fuck, I can't find my lighter Do you have a lighter? I think that's a cop behind us You're just tweakin out you didn't clear it
Is that my lighter? who's turn is it? Your eyes are so red You're high, man Light it up And of course..... did you hear that?
I noticed that I do indeed say bro at the end of a lot of sentences when im stoned lol. Along with dude, and man. lmfao. and Gimme the damn lighter. Hey, it's your turn. *Stare's at nothing* *stare's at the little puppy biting at my hands* "Hey duuuuude.... You're biting my hand, bro."
lets see... dude, wtf was that? wtf were we just talking about? whos hit is it? thats fucked up man wtf are you doing? dude, where the fuck are we? holy shit were lost i forgot what i was doing
Dude, Spray some axe. Does it smell down here still? Stop- i think i heard something. Whoa. Wait...what just happened? Check my eyes! Stoner A: Shit, where's the damn visine? Stoner B: DUDE, you literally just used it, its right there! Stoner A: Ohh...right. Next day: Wait...where THE FUCK did these girlscout cookies come from?
did i hit this yet? dude, you're ripped. there's a hit for believers. want me to pack it up? yeah, man. gotta light? i need a cigg. where did all the pot go?
"shit, son!" "I think the rotation got messed up.." "I didn't get a hit!" "Shit, it's almost 420..again!" "That...is...weird.." "What were we talking about?"
I love how stoner dialogue creeps into everyday speech. Like, 'hey man, wanna throw down on a pizza?', or 'this is some chronic cereal', or 'I'm cool off of this cake'. Or maybe I'm just hungry.
"Dude! It's OUT!" "Why did i buy a poncho?" "Cause it's cool..." "no. it's not. i look like an immigrant." "Where am I and where did all my money go?" *looking own at a rock* "Is that a potaaaatoooooo? naaah.... it'sarock."
whats wrong with ur eyes man dude are my eyes alright? dude ur completely chink eyed after finishing a bowl look back at everybody and go damnit who smoked my fuckin weed got a light damn i need a red its hittin good hit it harder damnit im gettin some my "guy" is supposed to be here wheres the visine pass it to the left or ur not right its runnin ur stoned lol
today we had a shitty lighter that didnt want to run. and we had no papers so we were usin my bowl. one girl got it and said "hey alright! its cherried real good" and it was funny because she is super quiet and said it with so much enthusiasm. "what flavor blunt do you guys want?" "image this if we were high." "bongs rips anyone?"
What time is it? Is that straight? Are my eyes straight? Where could I score some visene? You wanna hand me the lighter? Today? Dude we reek! Alright, bro, we can go in now. Don't look at perentals faces, just go right down the steps to my room. (I don't know how many times I say this when my "less intellectual" friends are over)