Common Sayings by Stoners

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by shynd, Apr 3, 2007.

  1. shynd

    shynd Member

    I remember seeing a thread like this a while ago, and it was hilarious, and I couldn't find it in the forum. So add your favorites, I'll sart with a few.

    I don't know, man
    It's dank
    Is it cashed?
    Wanna match?
    Fuck, I can't find my lighter
    Do you have a lighter?
    I think that's a cop behind us
    You're just tweakin out
    you didn't clear it
  2. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

    you blew the weed out fuckface!
    you got something to eat?
    can i raid your fridge?
    got a beer?
  3. slaterr

    slaterr Member

    got any weed?
    wanna blaze?
    i dont know
    its peaced
    lets pack another
  4. Is that my lighter?
    who's turn is it?
    Your eyes are so red
    You're high, man
    Light it up

    And of course..... did you hear that?
  5. Nitrusx

    Nitrusx Banned

    "man" and "dude"...used before or after sentances.
  6. darkain

    darkain Member

    That or they end in "Bro"
  7. Icktongo1

    Icktongo1 Senior Member

    I noticed that I do indeed say bro at the end of a lot of sentences when im stoned lol. Along with dude, and man. lmfao.


    Gimme the damn lighter.
    Hey, it's your turn.
    *Stare's at nothing*
    *stare's at the little puppy biting at my hands* "Hey duuuuude.... You're biting my hand, bro."
  8. Sunny Jim

    Sunny Jim Member

    lets see...
    dude, wtf was that?
    wtf were we just talking about?
    whos hit is it?
    thats fucked up man
    wtf are you doing?
    dude, where the fuck are we?
    holy shit were lost
    i forgot what i was doing
  9. sHIP of fools

    sHIP of fools Member

    Dude, Spray some axe.
    Does it smell down here still?
    Stop- i think i heard something.
    Wait...what just happened?
    Check my eyes!

    Stoner A: Shit, where's the damn visine?
    Stoner B: DUDE, you literally just used it, its right there!
    Stoner A: Ohh...right.

    Next day:
    Wait...where THE FUCK did these girlscout cookies come from?
  10. 420fuchs

    420fuchs speaks the truth.

    what time is it?

    Which is always followed by : Shit man! I didn't think it was that early / late
  11. did i hit this yet?
    dude, you're ripped.
    there's a hit for believers.
    want me to pack it up?
    yeah, man.
    gotta light?
    i need a cigg.
    where did all the pot go?
  12. "shit, son!"
    "I think the rotation got messed up.."
    "I didn't get a hit!"
    "Shit, it's almost 420..again!"
    "What were we talking about?"
  13. paintballer687

    paintballer687 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I love how stoner dialogue creeps into everyday speech. Like, 'hey man, wanna throw down on a pizza?', or 'this is some chronic cereal', or 'I'm cool off of this cake'.

    Or maybe I'm just hungry.
  14. KParker730

    KParker730 Member

    haha dude your so high
    whoa i am so high
    lets smoke another bowl!

    (haha usually in that order too)
  15. PlaceboAddikt

    PlaceboAddikt Paranoia!

    "Dude! It's OUT!"

    "Why did i buy a poncho?"
    "Cause it's cool..."
    "no. it's not. i look like an immigrant."

    "Where am I and where did all my money go?"

    *looking own at a rock* "Is that a potaaaatoooooo? naaah.... it'sarock."
  16. whats wrong with ur eyes man
    dude are my eyes alright?
    dude ur completely chink eyed
    after finishing a bowl look back at everybody and go damnit who smoked my fuckin weed
    got a light
    damn i need a red
    its hittin good
    hit it harder damnit
    im gettin some
    my "guy" is supposed to be here
    wheres the visine
    pass it to the left or ur not right
    its runnin
    ur stoned lol
  17. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

    This is blazehard and I to a tee. We say pretty much everything above.
  18. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

    give me my fucking lighter back, its like the sixth time today
  19. jimaug87

    jimaug87 Member

    today we had a shitty lighter that didnt want to run. and we had no papers so we were usin my bowl. one girl got it and said "hey alright! its cherried real good" and it was funny because she is super quiet and said it with so much enthusiasm.

    "what flavor blunt do you guys want?"
    "image this if we were high."
    "bongs rips anyone?"
  20. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

    What time is it?
    Is that straight?
    Are my eyes straight?
    Where could I score some visene?
    You wanna hand me the lighter? Today?
    Dude we reek!
    Alright, bro, we can go in now.
    Don't look at perentals faces, just go right down the steps to my room. (I don't know how many times I say this when my "less intellectual" friends are over)

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