Write something you did or said today that requires an explanation, but don't explain it! Just give everyone a comment to think about! A good example would be something that would be very odd if taken out of context. Mine is lame, but when I said it, it made me want to start this thread. "I broke a pizza."
Oh boy, I'm going to have somewhere to put all the things I usually just say in my head! "If only you could sing as melodically as you can fart..."
Post away, PLEASE! Then I won't look like I high-jacked my own thread if I post as much as I think I'm going to... "I just opened a can of worms!"
ME: I told you before that I wanted to buy a body bag and hang it from the beam in my workout area! HIM: A body bag? Really? A BODY BAG?