Comebacks

Give me a good retort to a put-down someone tried to lay on you.

 

i tend not to remember anything except that i won. the particulars dorta get clouded because i hate remembering that i was insulted in the first place.

 

Yeah, but the best comebacks happen when we don't feel insulted though we could.

My brain is whirring. I'll remember something.

 

It depends on if you're trying to be an asshole right back or if it's an AMOG joust or if its a you know, pick up.

 

my sister in law said the FUNNIEST thing. her mouth-filter is even worse than mine. i was sitting out back with dave, enjoying the sun, and she says to me "you look REALLY good like that. can you imagine ME fat? it'd just look wierd." i laughed until i cried. oh, crap, that was funny.

 

Any situation is good.

Come on, Hyphy. I know you got many up your sleeve.

Like when a girl speculates about the size of your cock.

 

Cold-blooded.

But let's think of a retort.

 

she can't help herself, man. that's just how she is.

 

"No. You're weird enough as it is."

 

it didn't require one. it was hilarious.

 

I just say, "Wanna see?"

 

"It WOULD. But not because of the fat."

 

We'll for me when I do a comeback in pick up(shit test, AMOG joust) I usually ignore then snip and stack. If that doesn't work I give negative body language(turn away from them, give them the what the fuck look, etc.). If that doesn't work I hit them with something stupid(4 + 7 = 89). If that doesn't work, I neg(Oh my God you keep going back to the same thing. How many times have you tried now? You must have ran out of interesting things to say ). In an AMOG joust I act super friendly or I brush them off like they're a mosquito. If they have to be destroyed I alpha them and start treating them lie a little brother. I haven't played the dozens in a while so my stinging comebacks aren't what they used to be but, I can still make a man cry like a little girl!

 

What do you say to:

"You're not man enough for me."

 

You'll never find out!

and turn away.

 

That's good if you're willing to let her go.

 

No one has really put me down since I was a kid, and anyone who has tried has come up woefully short, so I guess I'm left with “I’m rubber your glue” or “oh yea, well your mother wears army boots” or “last time I heard that I fell off my pet dinosaur”



Hotwater

 

You should always be willing to let her go, or at least appear like you are.

 

I just usually say hey fuck you your mother smell bad . And if that's no good than I chop and stab the hell out of em with my sword. My sword always works.

Peace

 

That's true.

It's just that when you turn away, you gotta comeback and stack. UNLESS, she laughs and protests.

Then you hooked.