Come to Chipotle.

We're all on drugs.

 

Is that the burrito joint?

You guys post calories. Weird.

 

Yeah. So long as you avoid the sour cream and cheese, it's not that bad fer you.

And fuck the chips. I almost died when I realized there were 570 calories in a bag.

No wonder I'm so fat.

 

man, in columbus i never saw a chipotle that wasn't staffed at least mostly by mexican americans...

here, the only time i've been to chipotle, i dont think i saw a single person of mexican descent or birth.....

looks like here.

still, its some tasty shit.

i usually prefer veggy buritos or bowls...black beans, i make sure to get the onions and peppers, too....lots of guac and cheese, thats why i'm getting fat.

once in a while the meat is ok, but i usually stick with vegetables

tasty shit, especially considering it's fast food

but if i went to yours, i'd hope you'd add a secret ingredient or two. maybe three.

 

Just like any other food service place?

 

Nah, all the foreigners around here are puerto rican.

We only had two mexican people at mine since I've worked here, and they both got fired for having fake papers.

 

the chips are ok, but not that good.

the guacamole is acceptable, but way too expensive.

one of the reasons i like the veggie stuff. i dont know when they started charging extra if you get guac with meat stuff, but it pisses me off.

and if i get chips and guac, theres NEVER anywhere close to enough guacamole. and it costs way more than its worth to get an extra tiny container of it.

to buy a bag of chips at the store and an vacado or two costs about as much as a thing of chips and a tiny thing of guac at chipotle...i prefer to go for homemade

but damn, i might need to get a burrito bol tomorrow or something

 

you make me feel uncomfortable about food safety

I mean that in the nicest possible way

 

Well, not every other food service place has me working there.

I mean, I am probably the coolest cat out there.

 

really? she doesnt make me feel uncomfortable about food safety. more about my rectal safety.

welcome to food service.

 

LOL

 

I've never seen or heard of this FF place before

 

Good. As well I should.

 

and, just so you know, I'm a certified food safety manager who you are making uncomfortable, I KNOW how much you can fuck around with stuff and it still be okay.

 

hey does your coworker have a right hand?

was it amputated?

or is the right hand vampiric but not the rest of her, and the picture was taken by pointing some camera at a mirror at an odd angle, and the reflection didnt show a right hand?

i'm confused. it is clearly missing. i would think that would impede ones ability to roll a burrito

 

That's Jessica. She's crusty as fuck, and way foxy.

And she does have a right hand. She's just wearing a glove and it's lost in the reflection of foil.

 

I can roll a burrito one handed.....

 

i choose to believe she is either handless or has a vampiric hand and the camera is shooting an image of a mirror at a wierd angle.


these are my personal beliefs, and you would do well to respect them. this is a free cuntry

 

I've rolled many spliffs one handed. And I'm sure at least once, that there was mexican food involved...

 

these are all over NY. I always meant to try one but always forget and never have and yeah...