Ejaculating into your coffee (or tea) is kinky and compelling. I've done it often, and the liquid (unlike a person) never questions or rejects! Lapsong Suchong or Earl Grey! Smoky with a hit of .... Anyone have a "tangy" interest in female or male ejaculate as a food additive ("cock"tails, hot or cold drinks, salad topping (great with blue cheese), waffles, cake topping (even if you're a bottom!)? Don't forget "Natural Harvest," the book published in 2008. Cum, cum, you know it exists! Check Amazon (amazin'!).
I just did it this morning. Its like a spoonfun of vitamins and nutriants, that is actually good for you. Instead of jerking off in the shower, I decided to wait and do it in my coffee. One time my wife jerked me off onto a hotdog ,then told me to eat it. I ate it no problem. It was probably the healthiest part of eating a hot dog. She was the first one to jerk me off into my coffee. While enjoying a sex filled weeked, it was time for a Martini. I had already cum in her twice and her pussy was coated and oozing my cum. I rimmed the glass around her slippery vagina, like salt on a Margurita glass. It was a perfect combo. Every sip had that special taste of a just fucked and cum filled pussy. Cum has many benefits.
I've put cum in a couple of cream puffs in the past. It was a dare from my neighbor. She did eat them! Later, she became my first FWB and then she would take it straight from the tap.