Cockney accent?

Argh I need help...my accent's run away and I need it for my exam on Friday Anyone got any help?

 

Apples an Pears Love.. apples an pears!!

Ok.. so I'm no help... Me sowwy... I say a marathon of Eastenders episodes... Try learning off big Mo or Pat.. they are true cockneys.. *rah*

 

hehe my mom can put on a wikid cockney accent

 

You need to watch Oliver Twist, learn from the Artful Dodger! He knows his stuff. Also Eastenders is good viewing to hone your cockney accents innit?

 

As long as you keep clear of 'Dick Van Dyke' territory, you'll be okay... lol

 

it's all about the vowels...the consonants stay the same...just concentrate on the vowels...

i would try and explain it...but it's impossible to explain...

if you're still online when i get back i'll try and help...or i'll ring you...that would be more helpful...

 

to his credit, dick does australian splendidly...

and how are we to know that the loveable chimneysweep didnt emigrate over here?

 

ooohh Marry Poppins I think!! go for Mary Poppins!

 

i say watch every episode of only fools & horses, phone as many landline telephone numbers beginging 0207 or 0208 and speak gobildygook to the people on the otherend of the phone.

 

watch Eastenders!!!