Cock fighting

Who would win in a fight between John Holmes and Peter North?

 

North is the CUM SHOT MASTER...

But the man with the Wang of the force is Johnny!!

 

Rocco would beat them both up.

 

Libertine

 

What about Ron Jeremy? I heard he once used his dick to open a can of tuna.

 

I'd win the fight, flacid.

 

Ok, I was wrong. But so are you! The winner would really be Super Mario himself! In fact, Mario having a Super Mushroom never referred to a vegetable at all...